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Missing murder already? Here's our Assassin's Creed Plot Generator

You've heard the rumours - there might not be an Assassin's Creed this year. In a world of few certainties, yearly trips to the past had become a bloodstained anchor for many video game hobbyists. And now they take that away? This is irresponsible at best, and a borderline evil ARG at worst.

But fear not. We here at GamesRadar+ have come up with the next best thing - I present the Assassin's Creed Plot Generator, which, upon a single click, will create a title, protagonist, location and objective for your own personal AC. Hopefully, by helping people imagine all the glorious things they could be doing with hoods on, we can provide a psychic ointment for their pained minds.

Joe first fell in love with games when a copy of The Lion King on SNES became his stepfather in 1994. When the cartridge left his mother in 2001, he turned to his priest - a limited edition crystal Xbox - for guidance. And now he's here.