The Deathly Peeler
The Image: Many’s the time Harry would have wished for the quiet life of a potato, but as this image cleverly illustrates, it wouldn’t all be roses for the Spud That Lived.
Artistic Flair: Lovely detail on the peelings, there. Bravo!
The Image: Somebody doesn’t really rate Ginny very highly, then…
Artistic Flair: Pretty accomplished, in a weirdly pervy kind of way.
The Image: It’s Harry, only with pop socks, a skirt and breasts. Of course it is…
Artistic Flair: Not bad, if you like that sort of thing. Of course, if you do like that sort of thing, you need your head looking at.
Twist In The Tail
The Image: Potter and Malfoy, sitting naked together, comparing tails. Nothing weird about that, is there?
Artistic Flair: Is it just us, or is Harry sporting a rather feminine physique here? Right, we need the therapist on the phone…
The Image: Ron and Hermione, Harry and Ginny are all celebrating their wedding vows with some uncomfortably full-on kissing. Ah well, at least that seedy-looking priest seems to be enjoying it.
Artistic Flair: Hermione seems a bit tall. Other than that, it’s not bad.
The Image: It looks as though somebody has fat-boothed our trio of heroes. On balance, we’d say Hermione has come out of it worst…
Artistic Flair: They do look convincingly tubby don’t they?
The Dark Lord
The Image: Wowsers, Lord Voldemort certainly knows how to make an entrance, doesn’t he. Accio sick-bucket…
Artistic Flair: His legs are roughly twice the length of his torso. We presume that’s intentional.
The Image: We’re not entirely sure who these two are supposed to be. Is that Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson? Or is that meant to be a younger Bellatrix, with Tom Riddle? Very odd.
Artistic Flair: Seeing as we’ve no idea who we’re meant to be looking at, it’s kind of hard to say!
The Image: One for the fanboys and fangirls here as Scorpius Malfoy (son of Draco) checks out Rose Weasley (daughter of Ron and Hermione). Nice to see the next generation getting in on the inappropriate action.
Artistic Flair: Slightly iffy head-to-neck ration on young Scorpio, but that’s part of its off-beam charm.
The Image: Harry, Ron and Hermione appear to have swapped genders in this disturbing look inside the artist’s imagination. Never a dull moment at Hogwarts, eh?
Artistic Flair: Those legs seem a touch out of proportion to us…