Transformers Optimus Prime
The Costume: The leader of the Autobots has his parts swapped out in favour of frills and strappy red shoes.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: If this costume can't transform the model into a truck whenever she fancies it, frankly, we're not interested.
Weirdest Detail: Well, it's a Transformer, uh, transformed into a sexy lady. It doesn't get much weirder…
The Costume: Popeye's favourite lady strikes a pose in red and black.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: It sort of tries to make Olive sexy, which just doesn't sit right with us. Olive should always be slightly gangly and weird-looking.
Weirdest Detail: Is that a wig or an upside-down saucepan on her head?
The Costume: Duffman! As a woman!
Why It Shouldn't Exist: We get the joke, but unless she can actually serve that Duff to her friends and family, it seems like a bit of a waste.
Weirdest Detail: The teeny tiny cape. Did they run out of fabric?
Mortal Kombat Mileena
The Costume: Very shiny and purple, and verging on S&M.
Why It Shouldn't Exist : It's pretty out there, isn't it? Whoever puts this costume on for a night out is one brave lady.
Weirdest Detail: We get that the face-mask is in keeping with the character, but it'll make having a drink at the party a bit tricky…
Family Guy's Brian
The Costume: The Family Guy pooch is rebranded as a cocktail-swilling lady-person.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: This is basically just a white dress with a fluffy headband. You wouldn't actually know it was meant to be Brian if it wasn't for the Family Guy emblem on the dress…
Weirdest Detail: It looks nothing like Brian!
Women Of Marvel Spider-Girl
The Costume: Not so much 'amazing' as 'confusing', riffing on Spider-Man's figure-hugging togs.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: We're all for female superheroes (hell, they're often cooler than their male counterparts), but this bastardisation has us all confused.
Weirdest Detail: Well, shouldn't there be a cowl as well? To protect this young lady's identity and all… And are those arm-bands really meant to be web-shooters?
The Costume: A girly version of Johnny Depp's already-pretty-girly get-up in Alice In Wonderland.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: It looks more like some sort of Butlins work outfit gone wrong.
Weirdest Detail: Why is there a bow-tie on the belt?
The Costume: A sexy version of the Monsters Inc character. Wonder if John Goodman's seen it…
Why It Shouldn't Exist : It looks like somebody skinned Sully and decided to wear him! Cue sobbing kids everywhere.
Weirdest Detail: We love the fingerless gloves, but the leg material is weirdness embodied.
The Costume: A risqué reimagining of Darth Vader's space soldiers.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: It makes storm troopers sexy, which is simply not allowed. Ever. No matter which galaxy you're in.
Weirdest Detail: Storm trooper high heels! Bet she bumps her head on doors all the time…
Sonic The Hedgehog Tails
The Costume : Sonic's buddy wears a skirt.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Generally speaking, if you want to be foxy in fancy dress, you shouldn't dress up as a fox. It negates the foxiness.
Weirdest Detail: What's with those sock boot things?
The Costume: Dorothy's favourite feline gets a sexy update.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: The Cowardly Lion didn't have any courage - but any lady wearing this revealing number would need heaps of it. Which is just inconsistent if you ask us.
Weirdest Detail: Why is the Cowardly Lion wearing a necklace?
Dumb & Dumber Harry
The Costume: A vision in blue and white that reimagines Jeff Daniels' D&D outfit.
Why It Shouldn't Exist : It wasn't exactly stylish when Jeff Daniels wore it, and it still isn't now. Why anybody would choose to wear this is beyond our understanding.
Weirdest Detail: The overly-frizzy wig, which is distinctly poodle-like.
The Costume: Reimagines The Little Mermaid 's baddie as a sexy, grey-haired octopod.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Sexy tentacles? We never thought we'd see those two words put together until now…
Weirdest Detail: We're not being funny or anything, but isn't Ursula generally a bit, well, plumper than this?
The Costume : A riff on the minion slaves in Despicable Me - which you can tell from the yellow t-shirt.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Well, the minions are supposed to be tiny little bits of sweetcorn, aren't they? Not stockinged lady-folk.
Weirdest Detail: Minions in stockings? No, we don't want to go there, either.
The Costume: Inspired by Top Gun , which means a bomber jacket (emblazoned with the American flag, naturally) and boots.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: We don't remember Tom Cruise ever wearing a dress and thigh-high boots. Or did we doze off through that part?
Weirdest Detail: The furry brown Santa's hat.
Lil Bow Peep
The Costume: Basically a racy wedding gown with a weird shower cap for a bonnet.
Why It Shouldn't Exist : Now, we're not saying this one's based on the Bow Peep we know and love from Toy Story , but when that idea pops into your head, it's just a bit wrong, isn't it?
Weirdest Detail: The ABSOLUTELY GINORMOUS staff, which looks like a human fishing pole. For fishing humans.
The Costume: Fur trim. So much fur trim. And a pair of aviator goggles. Of course.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: It looks more like a reject from some kind of 10,000 BC cavegirl concept.
Weirdest Detail: The loin-cloth-esque skirt. And those odd, finger- and thumb-less gloves. Great boots, though.
Rosie The Maid
The Costume: The robot maid from The Jetsons gets saucy.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Surely half the joke with Rosie was that she didn't conform to the 'sexy maid' mould. With this costume, that goes straight out the window.
Weirdest Detail: THEY BEHEADED ROSIE! AND MADE HER HEAD INTO A PURSE!
Anime Wonder Woman
The Costume: A costume interpretation of the Anime version of Wonder Woman.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: It just sort of a mess isn't it? Wonder Woman's meant to be a classy lady, but this costume makes it look like she got dressed in the dark.
Weirdest Detail: That is one seriously towering wig. We challenge anybody to wear it all night without getting neck ache.
Betty Boop Biker
The Costume: A corset-busting variation of Betty Boop.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Whoever came up with the idea of turning Betty Boop into a biker deserves a medal for thinking resolutely outside the box. Still, this is just wrong.
Weirdest Detail: That dog doesn't look anything like Bimbo…
Glam Pink Ranger
The Costume: The girliest Power Ranger exchanges lycra for something a little sparklier.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Is this Pink Ranger enjoying a little downtime? If it is, she's pretty much just given her identity away for free.
Weirdest Detail: The giant shades, which make Pink Ranger look disturbingly insect-like.
The Costume: The Doctor's ride is stitched into dress form.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Um, it's a woman as a TARDIS. Which is positively begging for a few vulgar jokes.
Weirdest Detail: It's a woman as a TARDIS!
The Costume: A sailor's outfit (and, we assume, stick-on anchor tattoo) to help you channel your inner Popeye.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Sexy Popeye? SEXY POPEYE? You mean he wasn't sexy before?
Weirdest Detail: It doesn't really look like Popeye, does it?
The Costume: The Sesame Street character gets reimagined as a party outfit - with bright pink heels.
Why It Shouldn't Exist : It's basically 'Big Bird meets The Great Gatsby' . Which sounds awesome in theory, but in practise…
Weirdest Detail: Big Bird's trying to eat this lady's hair…
Marvin The Martian
The Costume: Turns our favourite cartoon character into something a little sexier.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Marvin The Martian… sexy? Our inner child is sobbing…
Weirdest Detail: It's all kinds of anatomically incorrect. Why are Marvin's eyes there? We're very confused.
Sexy Iron Man Mark 42
The Costume: A sleek version of Iron Man's Mark 42 armour.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Though we love the specificity of this being a Mark 42 costume, we can't help imagining Robert Downey Jr wearing it. Which would be entertaining, but do we really need to see that?
Weirdest Detail: What's with these superhero costumes ditching the helmets? It's almost as if they're afraid of getting helmet hair…
Walking Dead Zombie Nurse
The Costume: Well, a zombie nurse.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Alright, we'll admit that we love zombies, and this one's pretty cool. But do you really want to go out partying looking like you've just been dragged through a bush backwards and then had to crawl out of a quarry?
Weirdest Detail: We like the stephoscope - handy if you need to double-check if you're dealing with a cosplayer and not an actual zombie.
Cat In The Hat
The Costume: A strappy interpretation of the Dr Seuss character.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: It's like somebody took Liza Minnelli in Cabaret and cross-bred her with Mike Myers' Cat in the Hat…
Weirdest Detail: What, no whiskers?
Sassy Ron Burgundy
The Costume: Transforms the famous news anchor into a busty babe.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: It's Ron Burgundy as a lady! Considering Ron prides himself on his machismo and ability to pull any woman, this is the ultimate insult to his manliness.
Weirdest Detail: Even if Ron Burgundy WAS a woman, we're pretty sure he'd still wear trousers. Physically and metaphorically.
The Costume: Yes, Pikachu.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Pikachu's adorable and fluffy. He's definitely not sexy.
Weirdest Detail: It looks like this lady has a Pikachu sprouting out of her head.
Bride Of Chucky Tiffany
The Costume: Chucky's on-off lover is rendered in fancy dress.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Yes, the decidedly delicious Jennifer Tilly played her, but this pushes the 'sexy' just a little too far.
Weirdest Detail: We're pretty sure Tiffany wore a pair of biker boots. This girly version pales in comparison…
The Costume : Takes its cue from 101 Dalmatians for a polka-dot fluff-fest. With ears.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Let's just think about this for a moment. Sexy. Dalmatian. Something's definitely gone wrong here…
Weirdest Detail: Those odd, fabric-y boots. They're not snow boots, just regular boots with wafty fabric attached, by the looks of it.
The Costume: Sword. Shield. Tiny bodice. And, er, heels..?
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Mostly because we worry for this gladiator's life - how on Earth is she going to fight in that get-up? At least she won't overheat during battle...
Weirdest Detail: A gladiator who wears high heels? Where's the common sense?
The Costume: An odd combination of shiny leather and diva cape.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Where's Xena when you need her? This knock-off attempts to make the warrior princess even sexier by showing more thigh, but fails spectacularly.
Weirdest Detail: Didn't Xena use a chakram instead of a sword?
Dumb & Dumber Lloyd
The Costume: Jim Carrey's doofus gets dressed up.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: It has us imagining Lloyd being cross-mutated with Willy Wonka and Michael Jackson, which is too much for our poor little heads to bear.
Weirdest Detail: That fringe is a bit too straight to be Lloyd…
The Costume: A lycra version of the Star Wars bounty hunter.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Boba Fett is better than this. There's a reason he's Darth Vader's favourite bounty hunter, and turning him into a happy-go-lucky lady sort of ruins him.
Weirdest Detail: Why is there a packet of cigarettes on her shin?
Star Wars X-Wing Fighter
The Costume: The X-Wing fighters who took down the Death Star are given a skirt and heels.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Female X-Wing fighters would be awesome (Episode VII here we come), but they deserve better than this sexed-up outfit.
Weirdest Detail: Again with the heels. How do you expect her to pilot an X-Wing wearing those?
The Costume: The heartless friend of Dorothy in Wizard Of Oz gets something of a saucy makeover.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: After looking at this, we won't be able to watch the film without picturing Tin Man as a sexy blonde.
Weirdest Detail: The whole outfit looks more like something from Barbarella than Wizard Of Oz …
The Costume: The titular Little Mermaid flops onto land in PVC.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Weirdly, the film's look was actually racier than this - with its covered-up belly, it's verging on prudish. Half-hearted, say we.
Weirdest Detail: Weren't Ariel's shells green?
The Costume: Three guesses which film this costume's based on…
Why It Shouldn't Exist: While we'd welcome a female version of the Lone Ranger (especially after this year's Johnny Depp misstep), we're not sure we could take her seriously in this Machete-style get-up.
Weirdest Detail: The blue catsuit. She couldn't wear a regular suit?
The Costume: Clearly inspired by Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty , going by those giant horns.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: If you've seen Sleeping Beauty, you'll know that Maleficent is meant to be a skeletal, demonic bad fairy. Trying to sexy her up is all kinds of wrong.
Weirdest Detail: Those cumbersomely-huge horns. Getting through doorways is going to be tricky…
Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead)
The Costume: A racy twist on a sheriff's outfit, with thigh-grazing skirt and bloody machete.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: In case you don't watch the show, Rick Grimes is played by Andrew Lincoln, which means this costume just has us imagining him dolled up in drag...
Weirdest Detail: The fact that it's a female version of a male character. Just strange.
The Costume: Copyright reasons clearly prevented this costume from being branded a Mario Bros spin-off, but it's not exactly hard to figure out, is it?
Why It Shouldn't Exist : It turns our favourite mushroom-squasher into what looks like a shot girl…
Weirdest Detail: We know Mario wears white gloves, but we always found that a little bit unnerving. And we still find it unnerving here…
The Costume: Johnny Depp's eccentric Native American gets put through the 'sexy Halloween costume' machine.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: This is meant to be Tonto? We thought it was Pocahontas…
Weirdest Detail: The hair braid. Tonto didn't have a hair braid, did he?
The Costume: A human version of the Toy Story plaything.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Jessie's meant to be an innocent little cowgirl, not some sexy vamp. So what if she gets a love interest in Toy Story 3 ? We like our Jessie in wallflower mode.
Weirdest Detail: What happened to her sleeves? We're pretty sure Jessie has sleeves…
Women Of Marvel American Dream
The Costume : A shiny red, white and blue ode to Captain America.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: We much prefer the striped skirts and peaked hats worn by the Captainettes on stage in Captain America: The First Avenger . Less shiny.
Weirdest Detail: The shield's teeny! How is she supposed to protect herself from Red Skullette with that?
The Costume: Another dog one. This time there's a bit of red added for fun.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: It's just sort of bad taste, isn't it? Fur's got a bad rep recently, but this basically glorifies skinning your beloved pet and wearing it to a Halloween party…
Weirdest Detail: The sticky-out tongue on the hat, which makes this skinned dog look positively goofy.
The Costume: A revealing diversion from the Wizard Of Oz . With sequins.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: Dorothy's meant to be a twee young farm-girl. This reimagines her as something considerably less twee…
Weirdest Detail: Is she seriously carrying a basket full of booze?
The Costume: Takes the Asgardian god and turns him into a her.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: First it made us giggle, then it made us cry. It looks like Chris Hemsworth was hit with a 'feminise ray'.
Weirdest Detail: The fur-trimmed boots make this seem like a cross between Thor and a Christmas elf.
The Costume: The scourge of the universe gets a makeover.
Why It Shouldn't Exist: It transforms one of the most terrifying film villains into a sexy style maven. Sure she LOOKS cool, but what happened to asthmatic menace?!
Weirdest Detail: That supremely sexy skullcap…
The Costume: Stripy dress. Hat. Oh, and that unmistakable clawed glove.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: The glove’s awesome, but Freddy as a chick? With aesthetically-pleasing stomach slashes? Next…
Weirdest Detail: The odd turret-like hem of the dress. Yeah, yeah, THAT’s what’s weird about this get-up…
The Costume: Shrek's bride Fiona reimagined as a warrior princess - as seen in the franchise's fourth entry.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: If you’re going to dress up as a character from Shrek , you should really go as Shrek himself, replete with bulging belly and stinky breath. Otherwise you could be accused of not trying hard enough.
Weirdest Detail: The stick-on ears, which resemble some sort of fungus.
The Costume: Floor-scraping ball gowns straight out of some imagined 1960s.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Just imagine three of your friends turning up in these. You’d be right to slam the door in their faces.
Weirdest Detail: The windswept wigs, which look like they’ve been caught in the Dartford Tunnel for a little too long.
A Clockwork Orange
The Costume: Bowler hat. Cane. Cleavage-boosting white dress.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: We can’t help but imagine Malcolm McDowell wearing it. And it’s making us nervous.
Weirdest Detail: The lack of blood splatters, surely.
The Costume: Green. Easy. Has Kermit smiling.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It looks like something a five-year-old would wear to her birthday party.
Weirdest Detail: Why doesn’t this costume come with detachable googly eyes?
The Costume: Not the traditional Ghostface attire, but an odd ‘sexy’ upgrade.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It looks nothing like the outfit from Scream .
Weirdest Detail: The Ghostface mask is printed on this lady’s top, rather than covering her face. Not exactly good for stalking and killing anonymously.
The Costume: A frankly bizarre ensemble that attempts to sexy-up the stand-up disaster.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Well, just look at it. We’ll be having nightmares for weeks – for all the wrong reasons.
Weirdest Detail: The whole thing just screams “What were you thinking?” Not least the tiny hat and ears.
The Costume: Essential if you want to go 10 rounds in the ring.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It makes a mockery of Sly Stallone’s films, for a start. And if we know anything from watching the Olympics, we know that female boxing is far hardier than this.
Weirdest Detail: The boxing gloves look like giant whoopee cushions.
The Costume: Blue. White. With lovely curly blonde wig.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Poor old Smurfette always gets a raw deal, and it’s happened again here – she looks more like a contestant for Ready Steady Cook than a Smurf.
Weirdest Detail: Is that a chef’s hat she’s wearing? And why aren’t her hands (or her face) blue?
The Costume: Leather. Lots of black leather. And a gun.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Terminators should be bad-ass. This looks more like she’s ready for a pint at a biker bar.
Weirdest Detail: She looks more like an S&M cop than a Terminator.
The Costume: Spongebob gets immortalised in fabric.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Spongebob as a schoolgirl? We need a sick bucket.
Weirdest Detail: The placement of that teeny tie is somewhat unfortunate.
The Costume: Everybody’s favourite little fairy flashes some skin.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: To put it lightly: it’s ghastly.
Weirdest Detail: The stripy socks and gloves. Why?
The Costume: Tight-fitting, leather, comes with belt, mask and ear accessories. And some really high boots.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It looks more like a cheap Catwoman knock-off than a genuine Batwoman costume.
Weirdest Detail: The silly wing-skirt. Shouldn’t wings be attached to your shoulders, not your hips?
The Costume: A riff on Johnny Depp’s Pirates Of The Caribbean outfit, with added skirt.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Captain Jack’s a girl? This explains so much…
Weirdest Detail: Why is she wearing two belts?
The Green Hornet
The Costume: A female variation on the Green Hornet costume donned by Seth Rogen in the comic-book adap.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist : It’s an abomination that totally basterdises the film’s costume.
Weirdest Detail: The over-sized mask, which makes our model look like a Buffy villain.
The Costume: Beauty And The Beast ’s Belle gets a rather brazen make-over. Hint: this involves lots of flesh-flashing.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: A slutty Disney princess? Walt must be rolling over in his grave.
Weirdest Detail: The tutu. Why is Belle wearing a tutu?
The Costume: Polka-dotted skirt. Black tights. And those all-important mouse ears.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Minnie Mouse is never sexy. Ever.
Weirdest Detail: The off-shoulder updating of the traditional costume. We can’t take it.
The Costume: An explosion of ruffles, buckles and buttons. And a hook, naturally.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: We don’t remember Captain Hook being quite so curvy.
Weirdest Detail: The image of Disney’s Captain Hook attached to this lady’s belt. Did Captain Hook really wear a picture of himself?
The Costume: From what we can tell, it’s a skin-tight PVC corset in harlot red.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: The hair scares us – it looks like they scalped a cocker spaniel.
Weirdest Detail: The hair. Dear God THE HAIR.
The Costume: Snow White. Getting grungy.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It looks like Snow’s gone 10 rounds with the Big Bad Wolf.
Weirdest Detail: Who stands eating an apple like that?
The Costume: Robin Hood gets a makeover as, well, a woman. Ch-ch-changes…
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It’s more Maid Marion than Robin Hood, really, isn’t it?
Weirdest Detail: Robin Hood… in a tutu?
The Costume: Blue. Stripy. Comes with braided wig.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Anybody who wears it will be an instant laughing stock and subject to yells of “I see you” all ruddy night.
Weirdest Detail: The lack of cat-eye contacts. This is no Na’vi, this is an imposter!
The Costume: The Green Hornet’s trusted servant/bodyguard opts for a slinky black number that shows off his/her legs.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: While a female Kato would be awesome, this totally goes against canon.
Weirdest Detail: Those shiny PVC gloves. Wrong.
Alice In Wonderland
The Costume: A silky blue number with an inbuilt lacy pinny and knee-high socks.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Alice is meant to be an innocent little girl on the verge of adulthood. This costume has her in full slut mode.
Weirdest Detail: The overabundance of bows is a bit much, no?
The Costume: A live-action rendering of everybody’s favourite animated mum.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Nobody should ever have hair that big in real life.
Weirdest Detail: The absent Baby Maggie doll.
The Costume: A burlesque-style dress in the stripy black-and-white Burton mould. And a fright wig pinched from Albert Einstein.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It’ll start giving Tim Burton some disturbing ideas for his supposedly in-production Beetlejuice 2 …
Weirdest Detail: The teeny tiny tie.
The Costume: A Bedrock-inspired ensemble replete with stone belt.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It’s a bit disturbing when you remember Pebbles is no older than five in the Flintstones-verse…
Weirdest Detail: Why is Pebbles wearing a neckerchief?
The Costume: A shredded shirt and apron. Plus those pre-requisite laced-up boots.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Aside from the fact that Leatherface was never this hot, where’s her face-mask made out of real human faces?
Weirdest Detail: You call that a chainsaw?
The Costume: An unforgiving, skin-tight outfit that gives you the chance to be the centre of attention no matter where you go.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: The movie sucked, so why would you want to dress up like its titular hero?
Weirdest Detail: This costume has a better six-pack than Ryan Reynolds. Which is surely illegal.
The Costume: A flirty update of Sandy’s ‘good girl’ Grease wardrobe.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Good Sandy wouldn’t be seen dead wearing this. And neither should you.
Weirdest Detail: The thigh-grazing skirt. Totally out of character, that.
V For Vendetta
The Costume: All-black recreation of V’s costume in the comic adap.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It doesn’t make any sense. Also, without the mask, it pretty much loses all meaning. Right?
Weirdest Detail: Where’s V’s trademark mask, eh?
The Costume: A sexified version of comic-book sidekick. With added boobage.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: We’ll gloss over the ‘Robin’s a boy’ argument (yeah, alright, not in The Dark Knight Returns ) and leave it at ‘it’s like a fetish party gone wrong’.
Weirdest Detail: The green choker…
The Costume: Powder blue and pink. Girly. Wig comes with tiara.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It looks like a porn version of the Disney floor-sweeper.
Weirdest Detail: If Cinderella had really looked like this, would she really have had trouble finding a man?
The Costume: A fuzzy red atrocity in keeping with the Being Elmo star. Sesame Street’s a long way away…
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Elmo… sexy? Shudders all round.
Weirdest Detail: The Elmo hat, which looks like the furry fella’s trying to eat our model.
Miss Edward Scissorhands
The Costume: An S&M lover’s dream. Lace-up leather boots and a sexy ripped top.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Think about it. You’re going to a party. Do you really want to get those scissors stuck in your face every time you try to take a swig of cocktail?
Weirdest Detail: If this was canon, any flesh on show would be snow-white and covered in scars. Which makes the lack of trousers even more ridiculous.
The Costume: A frilly blue number based on a character from The Care Bears Movie.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Nobody should ever try to make Care Bears sexy. It goes against all the laws of nature.
Weirdest Detail: It’s a freakin’ Care Bear costume!
The Costume: A female variation on the traditional Ghostbusters garb. We want that proton pack.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Can you imagine what Bill Murray would do if he saw that thing? Probably best not to…
Weirdest Detail: The fact that it looks like Girls Aloud’s Sarah Harding…
Powerpuff Girls Bubbles
The Costume: Simple neon-blue dress with white socks and – bizarrely – high heels. Did Bubbles ever wear high heels?
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Bubbles is an awesome little supergal, but this adult-sized costume makes us feel really uncomfortable.
Weirdest Detail: Those crazy cartoon eyes.
The Costume: Fishnet stockings. Pinny. And pigtails. Dorothy, is that you?
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It looks more like a dungeon-room German innkeeper than our mate Dorothy.
Weirdest Detail: The fishnet stockings. Dorothy’s mother would have a fit…
The Costume: Inspired by the little wooden boy made human in the Disney classic.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Give us a reason you think it SHOULD exist… Nobody? We rest our case.
Weirdest Detail: The attachable nose, which looks like something else entirely.
The Costume: The red dress and red curls sported by Annie in the 1982 musical.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Isn’t orphan Annie, well, a kid? That makes this sexified get-up very disturbing indeed.
Weirdest Detail: It looks like Annie, but not…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Girl
The Costume: Tassly. Shiny. And equipped with some very pointy weapons.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Why would you turn one of the coolest movie heroes ever into a shiny, frilly joke? We wish we’d never seen this.
Weirdest Detail: The turtle-shell breastplate. Very odd.
The Costume: Black and white gothic. With a pleated skirt and braided black wig.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It’s Addams Family meets Beetlejuice , and attempts to make Wednesday considerably sexier than she really ought to be.
Weirdest Detail: The exposed midriff and the stripy tights. As far removed from the original character as it’s possible to get.
Miss Jason Voorhees
The Costume: The Friday The 13th killer gets girly.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: There’s no such thing as a Miss Jason Voorhees, for a start. And if there was, she would probably be just as facially deformed as him.
Weirdest Detail: Jason never actually wore a hockey jersey…
The Costume: Kind of resembles a Hogwarts uniform, only nothing like anything you ever saw Daniel Radcliffe wearing.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It turns the students of Hogwarts into fetish fans.
Weirdest Detail: How low is that belt?!
The Costume: A frankly insane reimagining of the pint-sized horror movie slasher.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: If you’re going to do Chucky, you should at least get the hair right…
Weirdest Detail: The buttons sort of look like nipples…
The Costume: A vague attempt at turning law-giver RoboCop into a sexy lady.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It looks nothing like RoboCop. Not even in the slightest.
Weirdest Detail: The RoboCop necklace, which helps out anybody who can’t figure out why this lady’s dressed like a Star Trek baddie.
Sensual Snow White
The Costume: A saucy update of the Disney princess who seems to like bows. A lot.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It’s S&M Snow White! All she’s missing is a whip.
Weirdest Detail: The leather choker, which suggests Snow’s been reading those Fifty Shades Of Grey things…
The Costume: Turn yourself into a fish! Not just any fish, but a fish with a tutu.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Finding Nemo ’s a kids film, and Nemo himself is a kid-fish. Which makes this wrong in about 57 different ways.
Weirdest Detail: The entire thing’s just painful to look at.
The Costume: Halloween slasher Michael Myers gets sexy.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It looks nothing like anything Michael wears in any of the Halloween films – this would be more suited to the Fantastic Four.
Weirdest Detail: The lack of a mask. William Shatner’s behind that one, we just know it.