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With the T and the F being so near on a keyboard, it’s all too easy to accidentally type "Wafers Of Mars” (we know, we've done it). Which got us thinking – what other Doctor Who episode titles are just one typo away from being another kind of story entirely?
(And don’t forget, there’s SFX’s non-spoilery preview of "The Waters Of Mars” here )
The Spice Museum Featuring giant sand worms, presumably…
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The Lime Meddler He’s from a race who must not interfere with fruit, but he just can’t help having a fiddle
The Bunfighters Crusty
The Tents Planet Glastonbury Festival circa 2254
The Macro Terror The computers strike back
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The Comb Of The Cybermen The silver giants set up a hairdressing service
The Enema Of The World That’s not lava, that’s … urgh!
The Mind Rubber He’s not known as the Eraser for nothing
The Bar Games The fate of the world rests on the outcome of Shove Ha’penny
Terror Of The Zutons A nation is sent comatose by alien indie band
The Class Of Axos Grange Hill, with more tentacles
The Tea Devils They emerge from your mug wanting their planet back
The Tome Warrior Prequel to "Silence In The Library”
The Art In Space It’s hideous! It’s horrible! It’s an exhibition by Tracey Emin!
The Weeds Of Doom The more common variety of Krynoids
The Bunmakers Sequel to “The Bunfighters” in which it’s revealed what Pertwee was going on about when he said, “ham fisted bun-vendors”
The Creature From The Pot The main course fights back
The Horns Of Nimoy Well, Spock was going to look more like a devil originally…
The Leisure Hike Exploring the Pennine Way
Dull Circle Trapped forever on a roundabout in Milton Keynes
Warriors’ Date King Yrcanos woos Peri with flowers, chocolate and his big chopper
Slack Orchid It needs watering
The Hive Doctors What is happening to the bees?
The Waves Of Androzani The Doctor goes surfin’ USA
The Bark Of The Rani Bitch
The Ultimate Fop It’s handkerchiefs at dawn as The third Doctor and Beau Brummell battle for supremacy
Paradise Rowers The evil of the coxless pair
The Greatest Shop in the Galaxy Rose needs some retail therapy
The Purse Of Fenric The stingiest aliens in the galaxy
Rope An episode shot in one continuous take
Father’s Gay Little known ’70s sitcom
Book Town Death stalks the streets of Hay-On-Wye
Bad Wilf Donna discovers her gramps’s porn collection
The Farting Of The Ways Welcome to the Windy City
Rose Of The Cybermen In an alternate dimension, Rose gets the Telos facelift
The Aga Of Steel The oven of doom…
The Satan Pig The Doctor must save his bacon
Fear Hen Clucking Hell!
Smite And Jones The Demons crossover episode nobody wanted
43 Quick, write an extra minute!
The Sound Of Brums Adrian Chiles and Lenny Henry are replaced by alien doubles
List Of The Time Lords Gallifrey suffers from subsidence
Partners In Grime Revenge of the dustmen
Planet Of The Old Evil dictator controls populace through Werther’s rationing
The Poison Ski Extreme sports get even more extreme
The Wafers Of Mars Takes the biscuit
Give us your suggestions – remember, you can only change one letter, and you can’t add to take away letters
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