The Top 7... Ugliest bastards in gaming

The Undertaker | WWE Smackmouth Vs Whatever

It would be ultimately satisfying to be a double-hard ugly bastard like this. Let's face it, no one's going to try poking your hole without an invite when you've got full-sleeve tattoos and a skull-frontage that resembles a Klingon with the wrinkles ironed out. The head is a skin-covered wrecking ball, raw aggression carved into it with a diamond-tipped screwdriver and carefully furnished with an expression ripped from Satan's own demonic Monday morning face. This is power and ugly tag-teaming on a man's shoulder boulder. Give it the respect it deserves.

Matt Cundy
I don't have the energy to really hate anything properly. Most things I think are OK or inoffensively average. I do love quite a lot of stuff as well, though.