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Skyrim's 10 biggest idiots

"Hey, I've spotted a sniper!"
"Oh forget it"
"Okay... Hey, I've spotted a sniper..."

"Oh, it's okay. He's just washing our valuable things to keep them extra shiny. Washing them in the river. And I'm sure he'll be back in a minute..."

Er, the anvil's behind you, love:

Some guards are more harm than good:

"Must. Concentrate. On soup. Must. Not. Allow self to be distracted. By. Anything"

Long-time GR+ writer Dave has been gaming with immense dedication ever since he failed dismally at some '80s arcade racer on a childhood day at the seaside (due to being too small to reach the controls without help). These days he's an enigmatic blend of beard-stroking narrative discussion and hard-hitting Psycho Crushers.