Saints Row The Third "Enter the Dominatrix" expansion announced, adds "freaking super powers"

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Because the giant purple phalluses were getting old

Saints Row The Third will be getting a stand-alone expansion pack called "Enter the Dominatrix," THQ announced today in a press release. Though it will be based off of the story, characters, and engine of Saints Row The Third, this will be an entirely new retail product that won't require SR3 to play.

The story involves a powerful alien warlord who has his sights set on conquering Earth. The only thing standing in his way is the Third Street Saints, who have now become a global empire.

"Now, in order to prepare his forces for domination, Zinyak captures the leader of the Saints and imprisons him in an elaborate virtual reality simulation," reads the press release. "This simulation program looks and feels like Steelport, but it is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. Here, you are a slave. Welcome… to the Dominatrix."

This "Dominatrix" dimension seems to be the narrative excuse for giving players super powers. Though we're not really concerned with "why" we'll have super powers. As long as we get to fly and shoot laser beams.

Andrew Groen
Andrew Groen

Andrew is a freelance video game journalist, writing for sites like Wired and GamesRadar. Andrew has also written a book called EMPIRES OF EVE: A History of the Great Wars of EVE Online.