Games that would be better with a Mature rating

Warning: Younger readers may find the following article immature.

Pokemon Battle Revolution

Look at that image and - hand on heart - tell us it doesn't look a million times more fun than the crap biscuit we were given.

Rock Band/Guitar Hero

Throw in some drug and alcohol misuse mini-games and a few side-quests of a debauched sexual nature and - voila - the world's first rock 'n' roll simulator.

Duck Hunt

Grab your gun and some cold brewskis cos it's time for bird killing and bad language in the awesome new Duck Hunt redux: Duck Guts: F*** Yeah!

Dynasty Warriors

Would make God of War look like a flower-sniffing chick flick.

Trauma Center

We were thinking a full-motion video version along the lines of Trauma Centre: Blood, Guts and Sexy Nurses.

Matt Cundy
I don't have the energy to really hate anything properly. Most things I think are OK or inoffensively average. I do love quite a lot of stuff as well, though.