Chinatown: Videogames versus reality
Gaming's most accurate, and most absurd, little Chinas
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Thanksto the likes of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan,as well ascertain films-Chinatown and Blade Runner in particular-every action game/film ispractically required to feature a Chinatown. It’s not usuallythe Chinatown you see in real-life - a thriving community and marketplacebuilt upona delightful hybrid of Chinese and Western culture– no, it’s all neon signs and gangsters, dragon statues and tile roofs. A lot of tile roofs. And it's usually in the future or something.
Above: Blade Runner, influencing everything remotely sci-fi, dystopianand neonoir since 1982
I don’t mean to imply that the real thing is devoid of any of that – it just isn't necessarily the essence of "Chinatown." But, to welcome the release of GTA: Chinatown Wars, we're taking a look at thesecultural microcosms through the lens of videogame fantasy - and possibly offending the majority of the world's population in the process. Herah!
Revenge of Shinobi
This Genesis (and now Wii Virtual Console) classicis well-known for its stellar soundtrack and general absurdity (including anappearance by Hattori Hanzo himself, Sonny Chiba!). You are Joe Musashi, and by Round 6 you've battled samurai, ninjas, soldiers, and attack dogs - now it's time to take on the gangs of Chinatown.
Above: Chinatown: it's full of red signs that say "China."
Everything's going great. There are lots of red signs and canopies (which, if you've seen any kung fu movie, you know are great for catching you when you fall from tallbuildings)...
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And then this happens:
Above: WTF Batman?
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare DLC
CoD 4's downloadable map pack contains a recreation of San Francisco's Chinatown - uncharacteristic for a game primarily set in the Middle East. Nevertheless, the map does a decent job of capturing the feel of SF's famous district, if not the exact layout.
Above: CoD's interpretation isn't quite glowy enough, but it's not bad. Not sure why a bunch of soldiers are teabagging each other in downtown San Francisco though. (Photo byliangjinjian- Flickr)
Dead to Rights
Deadto Rights is like Max Payne in pretty much every way, excepting that Max Payne didn't have enough Chinatown to be a proper noir crime drama. After a rather nasty car wreck, our gruff hero heads to Chinatown to stock up on weapons (because Chinatown is naturally full of weapons - not just the lame replicas in souvenir shops). Check out the sweet dialog:



