What if life gave 1000 Achievement points?

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By Hollander Cooper
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You're never going to Platinum real life

10G - Can I take your order?

Get your first job. Don't worry, you'll find a better one someday.

25G - The Graduate

Graduate high school and enjoy some fleeting moments of freedom.

5G - Err, can I see some ID?

Drink some alcohol now that you're old enough (or, you know, whenever).

50G - Accepted!

College! You're well on your way to crippling debt--congratulations!

25G - Catch 'em all

Catch all of the Pokemon. Literally all of them.

5G - Hurk...huuurk...hurk...hur...hur...hur...huuuuuuurk

Drink so much you vomit. Good news: that specific alcohol type is dead to you.

75G - "It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole!"

Lose your virginity to that special someone. Or, you know, just someone.

5G - Critical hit!

Break a bone. Any bone, really, take your pick.

10G - Experiment

Just you know. It's college. Whatever. #YOLO

50G - My house, my rules!

Move out of your parents' house. It's time. Seriously.

Hollander Cooper
Hollander Cooper

Hollander Cooper was the Lead Features Editor of GamesRadar+ between 2011 and 2014. After that lengthy stint managing GR's editorial calendar he moved behind the curtain and into the video game industry itself, working as social media manager for EA and as a communications lead at Riot Games. Hollander is currently stationed at Apple as an organic social lead for the App Store and Apple Arcade. 

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