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Gaming's least wise wiseguys

Alfons Capone. Henry Hill.Vito Corleone. When you think of greatMafia men, these are probably some of the first names that spring to a criminal mind. Y’know, who you don’t think of? Such woeful wiseguys as Enzo from Bayonetta, Uncle Paulie from the Darkness or that idiot you whack while dressed as a doctor with Niko in GTA IV. Yup, games have constantly been starved for a decent line-up of gangsters (well, apart from the ones they nicked from the Godfather titles). Ah well, at least most of themoronic Mafioso inside end up with a pair of concrete shoes.

Warning: There be spoilers ahead. Repeat, SPOILERS!!! Albeit pretty slight ones.