25 Stupidly Long SF & Fantasy TV Episode Titles

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Some of them have more words than Wesley Snipes utters in an entire movie

1 Look (Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One) But There Were These Two Fellas The Avengers

3 A Priest, A Doctor And A Medium Walk Into An Execution Chamber Medium

4 Self-Inflicted Wounds Part 1: Could’a, Would’a, Should’a Farscape

5 Liars, Guns And Money Part 2: With Friends Like These… Farscape

6 Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadows? Life On Mars USA

7 Staying Alive While Running A High Flash Dance Fever Automan

8 Into The Lion’s Den Part 2: Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing Farscape

9 My Girlfriend’s Back, And There’s Gonna Be Trouble Dracula: The Series

10 Live Hard, Die Young And Leave A Good Looking Corpse Kindred: The Embraced

11 Into The Lion’s Den, Part 1: Lambs To The Slaughter Farscape

12 Look At The Princess, Part 3: The Maltese Crichton Farscape

13 Self-Inflicted Wounds, Part 2: Wait For The Wheel Farscape

14 Things To Do In New York When You Think You're Dead Life On Mars USA

15 The Martians Are Coming, The Martians Are Coming The Bionic Woman

16 Liars, Guns And Money Part 1: A Not So Simple Plan Farscape

17 For The World Is Hollow And I Have Touched The Sky Star Trek

18 A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Station The Avengers

19 The Corps Is The Mother, The Corps Is The Father Babylon 5

20 Look At The Princess Part 1: A Kiss Is But A Kiss Farscape

21 Whoever Shot Poor George Oblique Stroke XR40 The Avengers

22 The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades Kyle XY

23 The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation The Middleman

24 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things Supernatural

25 From Raxacoricofallapatorius With Love* The Sarah Jane Adventures

* Okay, it was only a Children In Need skit and not a real episode, but it’s a great title!

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