UK readers! Win an official Gears of War 3 Vault for your Xbox 360 Slim

If you're playing Gears of War 3 right now, you'll no doubt be interested in owning one of these beauties. It's a kind of skin for your Xbox 360 Slim. It has the Gears Cog skull on the side which is powered by USB cable from your Xbox, so when you die, it glows red. Yes, that is as cool as it sounds. So... fancy winning one? We have ONE Calibur 11 Vault to give away (thanks to Lunch PR) and this is your chance to nab it.

Above: As you can see, it's mean-looking without covering your 360's all-important vents

The Vault normally retails for £69.99 as it's officially licensed for Gears of War 3 and is designed specifically to work with the game. Even if you're not playing Gears 3, it will make your Xbox look awesome, especially as you can set the light to be lit all the time if you so choose.

We set it up and can confirm it works. This is the actual Vault you'll be trying to win, so bear in mind it has already been opened. Don't worry, we left the code inside that gives you a chance to win a COG suit. So it's pretty much two competitions in one here.

Above: This is the actual Vault we're giving away. Look at it glow!

What do we want you to do? Breakdance like a glitched-out Marcus Fenix? No - it's much easier than that. We just want you to write the funniest caption you can for the following picture and post it in the comments field at the bottom of this article. Simples.

Above: What should this caption say? Tell us in the comments to enter the competition

We'll pick the winner on Thursday, September 29 and contact the winner through GamesRadar's messaging system (so you'll need to sign up for RadarNation if you haven't already done so - don't worry, it's free). By entering, you are confirming that you agree to our usual Terms and Conditions, and that you can provide a UK address for us to post your prize to. To find out more about the Gears of War 3 Vault, visit

27 Sep, 2011


  • Biglump08 - September 29, 2011 6:36 a.m.

    Oh pooh!!! I forgot the mother in law was turning up!!!!
  • ShadowMetroid - September 29, 2011 12:57 a.m.

    All they had to do was keep their minds blank. But nooooo, Dom had to wonder what a Lambent Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would look like.
  • Zurginator - September 28, 2011 1:04 p.m.

  • Groocifer - September 28, 2011 12:28 p.m.

    "Look Dom, is that... Yes. Yes I think it is... It's that floating car from Gears of War 1 coming in to land..."
  • H1PPY - September 28, 2011 10:07 a.m.

    Marcus: I bet master chief didn't have to go through half the s**t we have
  • BossTom - September 28, 2011 9:38 a.m.

    "approaching Brumak from downwind can have unpleasant consequences" "War... War never changes... even if you squint" "Brumak... Dat ass" "To get the battle hardened 1000 yard stare... squint" "Dom: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft! Marcus: Nice thinkin', Dom"
  • d'i - September 28, 2011 9:27 a.m.

    Wow! That Brumak is definitely male.
  • FanofSaiyan - September 27, 2011 6:48 p.m.

    Unfortionately not from the UK, but adding a caption anyway. "What's a Bieber? Is that some kind of Lambent?" "No, I think it's something much worse..."
  • jspins - September 27, 2011 3:35 p.m.

    The Crews probably reacting to Carmine planking, you know that new trend no one does. i get it.
  • MrWrighty987 - September 27, 2011 2:16 p.m.

    "Look at all those 8's"
  • oOSylarOo - September 27, 2011 1:55 p.m.

    Marcus: "Jesus Christ Dom, I understand that losing your wife was horrible. But there was no need to make a life size model of her out of turnips." Anya: "We.. Ate Those Turnips..."
  • Unicross - September 27, 2011 1:45 p.m.

    "Cole, you know when I said "Don't park the Brumak" and you said it would be fine... " "Yeah Marcus?" "...well the lambent apparently got to the keys first..." "Oh"
  • cj12297 - September 27, 2011 1:23 p.m.

    Not from UK but I anted to add a caption. 'Wow Cole, you should really get that checked out'
  • wanted doa - September 27, 2011 12:49 p.m.

    Marcus: "Doesn't that big fat alien remind you of Vanessa Feltz." Jace, Dom, Anya: "Whatch-you talking about Marcus" (With that gary coleman face!)
  • Bawheidbob - September 27, 2011 12:46 p.m.

    Is it a it a plane....NO OMG ITS NATHAN DRAKE.
  • Ilyere - September 27, 2011 12:46 p.m.

    Marcus: "Anya, it's ANOTHER giant worm!"
  • chizu989 - September 27, 2011 12:33 p.m.

    "The hell is this? Somebody turn down the saturation, that ain't brown or grey!"
  • Meanrock Destructicon - September 27, 2011 12:14 p.m.

    After defeating the lambent horde the true horror set in as the realized they all wore the same outfit to the post war celebration.
  • dell215 - September 27, 2011 12:13 p.m.

    Jace: is that Chaz Bono? Dom: nah,I think it looks more like Rosie O'Donell Anya: will you guys grow up Marcus: no wait,it is Chaz Bono Jace: lol,you see I was right,that barge is Chaz Bono Marcus: F**k,that fat f**k is coming right for us...RUUUUUUN!
  • ricky-creek - September 27, 2011 11:38 a.m.

    After agreeing to battle the monster that is the Euro-debt crysis. Everyone now is regreating the decision....

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