Wii U: 10 best pictures from the Japanese launch presentation
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Did you get up early/stay up late to watch the Japanese Wii U launch presentation? You didn’t? Never mind – unless you’re fluent in the language it wouldn’t have made a whole lot of sense anyway. Lucky for you, we’re here to bring you right up to speed with everything you need to know via the medium of the 10 best pictures from the showcase. Or, to be more specific, here are 10 images with stupid captions. Enjoy.
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This is the very start of the presentation before Nintendo president Satoru Iwata has been switched on.
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Now completely active, Iwata compares the size of the Wii U GamePad with his head. Result: The Wii U GamePad is wider than Mr Iwata’s head.
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Here we see the actual physical dimensions of the Wii U console. Nintendo did not provide dimensions of Mr Iwata’s head.
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Hopefully this means Nintendo is working on a new abstract 8-bit Mario game set in a minimalist Mushroom Kingdom. Or it might mean something else completely.
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For Wii U’s promotional imagery, Nintendo is updating the Wii’s aspirational lifestyle models with cel-shaded drawings of people that have no face.
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Here are more people that have no face. One of them is a woman. We could do a 'nice arse shame about the face' joke here. But we won't. We're above that.
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We predict the promotional artwork for Nintendo’s next console after Wii U will just be pictures of white. Nothing else. Just a vast expanse of endless white.
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We like this picture of Miiverse because the ‘Darknuts are driving me crazy!’ comment at the top reminds us of that joke where the guy walks into the doctors with a steering wheel down his trousers and the doctor says “How do you feel?” and the guy with the steering wheel down his trousers says “It’s driving me nuts.” It’s a good one.
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Our Japanese is patchy at best, but we’re pretty sure the bit at the bottom there says Wii U will be compatible with Xbox 360 controllers.
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Nintendo has produced this innovative Wii U wrist-rest peripheral for gamers with weak wrists. It will be bundled with the basic Wii U console package.
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If you worked at Nintendo and you got in late two days in a row, this is what Mr Iwata would look like when he was telling you off. We imagine him to be a sort of firm-but-fair boss.
And Mr Iwata looking like he’s having a stern word at us seems like an appropriate place to stop. If you’re looking for actual proper information about the Japanese Wii U launch presentation, we’ve got an article for that.
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patbateman17 - September 13, 2012 6:28 a.m.
Finally, a wrist-rest, and after all these years of using my knees like a sucker, what the hell was I thinking? Also, I'd love to see the pricetag on these when they are almost certainly sold separately (and yes I read that they are bundled also). Magic, pure magic. OH maybe they're not rests for your WRISTS...maybe that's a cock-tube... -
ObliqueZombie - September 13, 2012 6:14 a.m.
I am the police of brilliance and you may continue on, Mr. Cundy. -
zombi3grim - September 13, 2012 5:26 a.m.
I loled at the pic of him when he bowed and you said he hasnt been switched on yet. That was great. -
PanicJester - September 13, 2012 4:34 a.m.
I'm liking the whole compatibility with the Xbox 360 controllers thing. Hopefully it turns out to be true and will work flawlessly with it. -
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PanicJester - September 13, 2012 6:34 a.m.
Ohhhhh probably lol. I never was good at picking up on sarcasm. -
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crazor89 - September 13, 2012 6:46 a.m.