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An earlier version of this article originally appeared on this site on November 21, 2012.

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  • Rorschach - December 11, 2014 7:34 a.m.

    Have more articles like this! It is my favorite GR article EVER!
  • O-Jay - April 16, 2014 8:11 p.m.

    I'm pretty sure half of these pokemon aren't even edible...
  • amanda-brunty - March 4, 2014 7:48 a.m.

    The Farfetch'd Tacos are the best!! And some ppl missed out cause they didnt read it all!! Oh well. Some of the pokemon I wouldnt eat anyway cause of the animal lover in me (how can I eat such a cute puppy? Lol), but others I would eat in a heartbeat (bacon anyone?) I love this article! Keep it up!
  • troy-rodman - October 13, 2013 12:44 p.m.

    Escargo- Oh God Look At It's Face It's Gonna Kill Us All!!!!
  • TheGooseinator - October 11, 2013 12:50 p.m.

    Aerodactyl and Omastar were hilarious.
  • JarkayColt - October 11, 2013 8:58 a.m.

    I read this back when it was first posted but it was still good for another laugh. Missingno. slide is hilarious. Also I know this whole thing is hypothetical and a joke, but the most accurate one is certainly Slowpoke and Slowbro, since I'm pretty sure their tails are the only mention of people eating Pokémon in the games (besides that folktale in DP) so obviously not only are their tails the best bit, they must be the greatest delicacy ever known to sell for 1,000,000 prize money. It's not like they're hard to come by or anything. I do often wonder whilst playing if any other Pokémon species are eaten as food. Nobody seems to mention food much in the games, even though Unova had a whole trio of chefs. What the hell do they cook? Maybe there should be a villainous team in a future game that wants to farm Pokémon for food!
  • g1rldraco7 - October 10, 2013 10:12 p.m.

    Well at least we now know what pokemon we can eat in the event of a landslide or earthquake.
  • GOD - October 10, 2013 9:24 p.m.

    Missingno. should taste like corrupting your save file. Also thank you Cheatplanet.
  • shawksta - October 10, 2013 6:48 p.m.

    I love this article Just so you know, plants like Victrebell exists.
  • J-Fid - October 10, 2013 8:35 p.m.

    Did you read Bulbapedia's Origin of the Species on Victreebel?
  • Endorphinated25x - October 10, 2013 6:35 p.m.

    You forgot that the top of Magmar's head tastes like butt.
  • allen-adraneda - November 17, 2012 12:53 a.m.

    Machamp tastes like anabolic steroids??? the that would mean i get to taste that every single night! (at least this month) [im on medication]
  • ralph-poon - November 13, 2012 2:32 a.m.

    srsly, you could eat ghost types?
  • MM1337 - October 1, 2012 12:35 a.m.

    I Eated the Magmars. They taste like.. Burning.
  • Shiftay - August 3, 2012 11:27 p.m.

    Articles like this... its why I love you guys
  • lucario - July 5, 2012 6:23 a.m.

    For Magikarp, it is impossible to to know what it taste like since in pokemon season 1 episode 16: Pokemon Shipwrecked (about 17 mins and 20 seconds into it), Misty clearly points out, as well as the pokedex, that Magikarp are only scales and bones rendering that as completely inedible since there is nothing to eat from it so it is pretty much useless until its a Gyarados
  • robotdickens - May 29, 2012 11:48 p.m.

    Make another one but with ALL OF THE POKEMON. Seriously I just want to see you guys wrap your head around about 600+.
  • FierceDeity - May 17, 2012 12:14 p.m.

    love the content but yeah the slideshow thing is kinda a lame feature. bring back the scrolling down
  • MyStupidUserNameWontWork - May 16, 2012 9:39 a.m.

    WHy do I come on this site agian? Sees the title... Oh yeah...
  • melloe - May 15, 2012 7:28 p.m.

    Should Doduo be white meat, what with it being a bird and all?

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