• g1rldraco7 - May 14, 2013 6:34 p.m.

    You guys forgot to put Link as a sword master to teach others. Rejected because he doesn't talk and that fact he cuts up everything, thinking it as an enemy. Not to mention the piles of dead chickens hidden in a room.
  • Rub3z - May 14, 2013 7:12 a.m.

    Niko Bellic: Application rejected... then suddenly approved. So funny. Even better is imagining Niko as a driving instructor. He'd put a gun to the student's head and tell them to drive, lol. I imagine he'd also teach them well in the fine art of dodging police in a pursuit, and shooting out the window accurately while driving at the same time. I wonder how many ramps and jumps are included in a typical driver training session with Niko? Andrew Ryan: Application accepted. Andrew starts on Monday. Hooh boy. Guess we all know how the city of Hull will meet its end.
  • THETHINGABOUT - May 14, 2013 12:20 a.m.

    Am I the only one who sees these comments emboldened?
  • Rub3z - May 14, 2013 7:06 a.m.

  • Shnubby - May 14, 2013 7:11 a.m.

    No, I was about to ask the same thing!
  • Hobogonigal - May 13, 2013 9:36 p.m.

    Great stuff, very funny :) What about Booker de Witt as a childcarer? He'd sell them all on the first day to pay off his debts. Or Shepard as a charity worker. She would get everyone's support as she is the master of the guilt trip.
  • winner2 - May 13, 2013 7:45 p.m.

    Ryan's was my favorite, I lol'd at the McDonald's part
  • FAT47ITY - May 13, 2013 4:23 p.m.

    If Vaas applied to be a sales rep, he'd be hired as a manager on the spot.
  • NullG7 - May 13, 2013 12:23 p.m.

    The Overlord From Overlord Applies For Position As Human* Resource Manager Great At Rallying Employees To A Challenge
  • zelta38 - May 13, 2013 10:11 a.m.

    The Snake one was particularly good!
  • J-Fid - May 13, 2013 9:54 a.m.

    Kirby for food taster.
  • BladedFalcon - May 13, 2013 9:47 a.m.

    Heh, love these kind of articles. Kinda wish there had been more entries though, like say, Lara Croft applying as an Archeology teacher, or Frank West as a Celebrity Photographer... Also, I find it kinda hard to believe that Andrew Ryan would give in to the "Woman in Wales" and apply to a Job serving under a Monarchic government :P
  • shawksta - May 13, 2013 9:07 a.m.

    this was a fun read, especially Niko, Andrew and Snake.

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