What if life gave 1000 Achievement points?

25G - Did it just get colder?

Pee in a hot tub. Seriously, everyone does it!

50G - The Graduate 2: Graduate Harder

Graduated college. You now have a permission slip to get a new job.

5G - But didn't I drop that class?

Have a dream about forgetting to attend a class you signed up for in college. Yes, everyone has it. No, they'll never stop--not even once you've graduated.

15G - Super busy tonight, sorry!

Blow off an engagement with friends to play video games

25G - Tie the knot

Get married and spend the rest of your life with someone.

100G - A little version of you

You've sired a child, just like every ancestor you've ever had (or bought a cat, either way).

5G - Cut that stupid, selfish knot

Did we say "rest of your life?" Yeah. Not happening.

5G - Well, now you're caught up

Marathon an entire TV series in the span of a weekend.

50G - Homeowner

Buy a home. Now you can leave your toys ANYWHERE!

5G - Woah, meta

Get 1,000 Achievement Points in a game or earn a Platinum Trophy

Hollander Cooper

Hollander Cooper was the Lead Features Editor of GamesRadar+ between 2011 and 2014. After that lengthy stint managing GR's editorial calendar he moved behind the curtain and into the video game industry itself, working as social media manager for EA and as a communications lead at Riot Games. Hollander is currently stationed at Apple as an organic social lead for the App Store and Apple Arcade.