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Right, Darth Vader is Luke’s father, Bruce Willis is dead in the Sixth Sense, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton are the same person in Fight Club. There, we’ve just ruined three movies for you. We’re fairly sure you won’t care about us ruining these plot twists by the end of this article, though, as we’re about to spill the beans on 80 (some potentially game-ruining) spoilers.

Want to know what lead character gets bumped off before the developers’ credits or discover all of Metal Gear’s biggest surprises? You’ve come to the right place, because we’re going to ruin all those surprises for you. Please send any letters of hate, dog faeces or mail bombs to GamesRadar Towers.



1. Another World/Out of This World

Your alien friend survives, but you die.

2. Assassin’s Creed

The Altaïr bits are flashbacks taken from the mind of his descendant.

3. Alone in the Dark

You can kill Sarah and become possessed by Lucifer, whereby you open the gates to Hell. Alternately, you can spare her and watch as Lucifer possesses her instead.

4. Baldur’s Gate II

Yoshimo betrays you.

5. BioShock

Jack has been genetically engineered so he’s really only two years old. Atlas is also Frank Fontaine, and has been controlling Jack with the phrase ‘Would you kindly…’ the entire game.

6. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 

Sergeant Paul Jackson dies.

7. Call of Juarez

Reverend Ray McCall becomes your ally before dieing in the finale.

8. Chrono Trigger

Crono dies halfway through the game.

9. Command and Conquer: Yuri’s Revenge

Yuri is sent back in time and eaten by a T-Rex.

10. Crackdown

The Agency is evil.

11. Daxter

The Ottsel made the whole game up to impress his pals down the pub.

12. Dead Space

Isaac’s girlfriend is dead all along.

13. Diablo 2

The Archangel is Baal.

14. Dragon Quest VIII

Your pet mouse is your granddad.

15. Fable 2

Your dog dies.

16. Fallout

In the finale you’re exiled from Vault 13 into the desert

17. Far Cry

Doyle’s bad to the bone, baby.

18. Far Cry 2

The Jackal escapes.

19. Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterflies

The butterflies aren't just faint apparitions, they actually represent the red marks on your sister’s throat as you throttle the life out of her.

20. FEAR

Fettel is your brother.

21. Final Fantasy IV

Golbez is Cecil’s brother.

22. Final Fantasy X

Tidus fades away because he’s just a figment of his homeland’s imagination.

23. Final Fantasy tactics

Things get stabby, with Ovelia and Delita knifing each other.

24. Gear of War

ZOMG! Carmine dies!

25. Gears of War 2

Dom’s wife dies. Oh, and another Carmine also carks it.

26. Grandia II

The Pope is the villain.

27. Grand Theft Auto IV

Depending on the ending you pick, either Kate or Roman dies.

28. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Lance Vance betrays Tommy.

29. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Big Smoke and Ryder are backstabbing bad guys.

30. God of War

Kratos is the one who killed his family.

31. God of War II

Zeus is Kratos’ father.

32. Half-Life 2

Judith Mossman betrays the resistance.

33. Half-Life 2: Episode 2

Eli Vance dies. Horribly.

34. Halo 3

Master Chief doesn’t die.

35. Hitman Blood Money

Diana injects 47 with poison before reviving him at his funeral.

36. Ico

Yorda gets washed up on a beach after the credits.

37. Jak 2: Renegade

Kor is king of the Metal Heads.

38. Jak 3

Damas is Jak’s father.

39. Kameo: Elements of Power

The Mythic is a baddie.

40. Kane and Lynch

In one ending Kane leaves Lynch to burn.

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73 comments

  • ragespot - January 28, 2010 9:45 p.m.

    wesker was with umbrella?? nNNOOOOOOoo!!
  • nik41507 - January 22, 2010 12:16 a.m.

    AH HA I ALREADY KNEW THE ENDING OF YURI'S REVENGE recaptcha: thickest silence they are starting to make less and less sense
  • Patius - June 19, 2009 6:21 p.m.

    This article is hysterical.
  • Kleptzilla - June 18, 2009 6:51 p.m.

    The Half-Life 2: Episode 2 ending was one of the only things in gaming that brought me close to tears. I'm not sure if was the actual death, the fact that I'd known him for 3 games or Alyx's reaction, but it had a bigger effect on me than a lot of movies I've seen.
  • jar-head - June 18, 2009 5:38 p.m.

    GR, you need to make another article like this, periodically. cause This type of gamer info is awesome, in short summary, but in retrospect, the readers, us, the community, should play these awesome games too
  • Life - February 18, 2009 3:27 a.m.

    I laughed so hard at Oregon Trail.
  • McTommiD - February 11, 2009 4:01 p.m.

    The jackel does die.
  • Pooned - February 11, 2009 12:02 p.m.

    nooooooooo Sergeant Paul Jackson dies
  • Stabby_Joe - February 11, 2009 2:10 a.m.

    Thats sure shocking about the ending in King Kong...
  • Darkstad - February 9, 2009 11:05 p.m.

    Ah, praise the gods for my selective memory. In the morning, the spoilers shall be no more than fog :D. Great article!!
  • Jason.Darksavior - February 9, 2009 5:36 a.m.

    So many spoilers.... Nice Article.
  • averagejoe - February 9, 2009 1:43 a.m.

    Killer 7's spoiler was off, but whatever. It's understandable messing that one up, as confusing as the game is. But still- when I got to the actual ending of that game (the first one, not the second or third ones) my mind was blown. I won't spoil it here, though. I'm not EEEVVIILL.
  • Smeggs - February 8, 2009 10:47 p.m.

    I have some. SPOILERS. KH2: Roxas is Sora's Nobody and namine is Kairi's Nobody, oh and the Ansem from the last game? Seeker of Darkness? Yeah, that guy wasn't Ansem, and you have to fight that guy's nobody too. LOZ: Twilight Princess: Midna is the real Twilight Ruler and you have to fight Ganondorf and Ganon at the end...What? You saw that coming? well too bad. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door: The Treasure is really an evil shadow witch queen and you've just been collecting the keys to her tomb the entire game. Portal: YOU DIE at the end. Okami: Your little bug friend is actually a magical little fairy boy wearing a bug looking hat, OH and the final Boss is some kind of embryo. And the dude with the bird hair is really on your side.
  • Smeggs - February 8, 2009 10:38 p.m.

    LOL At the Oregon Trail one
  • TheWebSwinger - February 7, 2009 9:53 p.m.

    Rosebud is a sled.
  • Cybermaster - February 7, 2009 7:56 p.m.

    AyJay: Damn, now YOU'VE spoiler-d it for me...
  • smallberry - February 7, 2009 7:18 p.m.

    Aerith dies???? You just ruined the game for me!! ..kidding... Too many comments to read and check if this has been mentioned but I believe that Mona Sax survives if you finish the game on the hardest difficulty.
  • flare149 - February 7, 2009 6:46 p.m.

    The Oregon Trail one was awesome, never saw it coming
  • SpartnPride - February 7, 2009 4:04 p.m.

    U sons of bitches!!!!! HOW COULD YOU BAIT ME LIKE THAT??!!! Well, I guess it's really my fault. But now I knowthe fuckin ending to all the GTA games, and HL2, ep. 1 and 2
  • Chavez_53 - February 7, 2009 12:12 p.m.

    WHAT!?! my family dies of dyssenty!? why would you guys tell me this i wasnt finished with the game.just great, i was so close too!

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