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Bonkers mo-cap social sim will (probably not) save your virginity

Words: on July 29, 2010

What do you get if you cross horny young teenagers, mo-cap suits and almost half a million US dollars in taxpayers' money? An abomination, that's what. In a bid to save schoolkids' virginities by reaching them through a medium they understand, a well-meaning but terminally misguided group at the University of Central Florida has created a videogame about sexual abstinence. And it's awful.

The fundamental flaw with the 'game' is that these graphics would have looked duff in a 1994 CG video, let alone a modern videogame. So there's no way middle-schoolers today will be able to relate to it. And the less said about the head-tracking the better. It's quite surprising, really, that they chose to recreate a scene from The Exorcist to show off the thing to Fox News (1:03), but hey - we haven't been funded half a million dollars to make a game, so what do we know? Check it out: 



According to UCF professor Anne Norris, it's "a place to practice where there aren't any social consequences." Can you imagine the carnage if the thing is ever left unattended? And we suspect it will just put ideas in kids' heads. When you give hormone-addled young minds this image of beauty to lust after, you're just asking for trouble.


Above: Notice how everyone in this girl's presence is being physically sick. Yeah, she gets that a lot

29 Jul, 2010

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  • AznNguyen72

    AznNguyen72  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    This is horrifying why can't they just use the Sims 3 to make the simulation?
  • axelgarcia1

    axelgarcia1  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    videogames are supposed to be fun. only way an educational game caN succeed in teaching is if its fun... "YAY LETS LEARN ABOUT ABSTENENCE!" how many kids do u hear say that when they try out a game
  • M0rt1f1cat0r

    M0rt1f1cat0r  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    434,000 for that? my seven year old brother could make something better for $5 and some reeses pieces.
  • AlphaWolf428

    AlphaWolf428  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    ... okay, ignore the fact that the game is using federal tax dollars, ignore the fact that fox is doing a story on it, and ignore the fact that its being made by your grandparents... thy have a half a million dollar budget and this is what they've got?
  • YuGiOhisbetterthanMagic

    YuGiOhisbetterthanMagic  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    wow, ya know, its people like these that make me drink and then cry myself to sleep.
  • Urza4315

    Urza4315  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    People starving around the world and the taxpayer's money goes towards telling Brad and Jennifer not to have sex.

    Wonderful.
  • Trondz

    Trondz  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    I'm seriously waiting for those designers of that "thing" to post a trollface picture or something...
  • rhymeswithorange

    rhymeswithorange  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    HAH
  • FartJokes

    FartJokes  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    I always thought if you advertised something like sex as 'bad' or 'evil' kids would want to do it more? Alcohol is considered bad for kids but kids think it's the coolest thing hense underage drinking problems. Surely this will just fuel fantasies in a teenagers head if tey're told they're not allowed to do it.
  • jakery22

    jakery22  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    haha, "It sounds complicated but it's really simple technology" Yeah, you can tell with the graphics.
  • nuno004

    nuno004  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    This game is a half million dollar piece of crap or My name isn't Axel Cabrera
    reCAPTCHA:hschriften, economics.
    florida, consider your economy hschriften
  • scsmith1

    scsmith1  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    I like how the news anchor made her annoyance of the tax dollars spent in the way she said the total.
  • ViewtifulBrandon

    ViewtifulBrandon  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    So if you have sex do you lose points?
  • JoeMasturbaby

    JoeMasturbaby  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    its a sex simulator!

    also that lady thinks playing games gets you action?
  • H311DUCk

    H311DUCk  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    /facepalm
  • Vitoruss1

    Vitoruss1  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

    I don't understand it anymore. Why are people spending all of this money on a shitty way to try to convince teenagers not to have sex? You bait them into decisions with valueless points? Teenagers are going to be teenagers! This won't affect their decisions at all! I'm turning 17 in two months. That makes me the prime demographic for this atrocious machine.
    I don't understand why these people waste their time trying to change nature. There's a *reason* why people become horny in their teenage years, but these conservatives are wasting our federal tax dollars on a stupid idealistic fantasy. It's disgusting.
  • Harmonator

    Harmonator  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    I have lost all reason to be proud to be an american.
  • MrDuracraft

    MrDuracraft  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    Points... I really don't know how it is humanly possible not one of the people working on it knew that nobody gives a flying f*** about points anymore.


    Now, achievements. Achievements would work. "You have successfully exorcised this horny teenager! 50p!"
  • Grimi

    Grimi  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    It looks like all the characters are having seizures.
  • Silentboy

    Silentboy  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    Still better than most 3rd party games on the Wii. ZING!
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