Ah, Valentine’s Day--when we all pace the floor trying to come up with gift ideas, and ask ourselves “What kind of message is this going to send?” If you want any hope of winning someone over, or maintaining the relationship you’re already ensconced in, then you better put some thought into this lest you incur the wrath of your loved one. But plain old pink and red heart cards are so played out, and he/she/it will think you just stopped caring and took the easy way out.
We don’t know which love-themed gift will make you stand out this season--but we do know which hearts you shouldn’t send as a present. No matter how clever or cute you think it is, your crush is definitely going to assume you’re saying something. Alternatively, if these are the messages you are trying to send, then by all means, go nuts.