Trailer Trash 7

This week's videos document the casual games invasion

Words: on May 28, 2009
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In this week’s trailer trash, we’ve selected videos for casual games to outrage your brain. From downloadable shovelware to half-hearted licensed schlock, something here is guaranteed to make you shake your head in disgust.

Fish ‘em All

Some questions can never be answered. Like why are those old dudes having a hoedown on the pier? And why are bombs flying out of the water? And how much can you waggle before your arm falls off?

 

Restaurant Empire 2

If you can tear yourself away from Turbotax for a few hours, a rollicking good time awaits you in Restaurant Empire 2. Yay, spreadsheet porn!

 

 

Flack Squad: Defenders of Liberty

From the developer’s website: “Defend your territory from swarms of realistic enemy aircraft, ships, and tanks in over 40 turret-based missions.”

It is 2009.

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  • speno93

    speno93  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    The biggest loser?
    okay, now im pissed!
    Reply
  • Jordo141

    Jordo141  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    I loves me some trashy trailers!
    Reply
  • georgeguy

    georgeguy  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    @Luigi49

    i saw that too. Gay cash-in video games that make no sense
    Reply
  • homieomar

    homieomar  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    i saw the trailer for help wanted in before the restaurant trailer and i was like dang this needs to go on the next trailer trash
    Reply
  • samownzsnake

    samownzsnake  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    if you have a WII GAME CONSOLE, you too, can get fit. there really is nothing else out there pronounced WEE (WII) except for 8 year old slang for penis. so if ya just say WII, i think we'll know what ya mean...

    reCaptcha: Kennedy urning
    Reply
  • cart00n

    cart00n  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    The weird thing is, why do I have to watch a trailer BEFORE watching the trailer I wanted to see in the first place?
    Reply
  • SunshineHobo

    SunshineHobo  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    I want advice about how to lose weight from a video game! Thats the bestest idea ever! Does Lips have the ability to stop time? That video had so much slow-mo I...I came.
    Reply
  • Frexerik

    Frexerik  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    oh god, i think these were the worst trailers to date -_-'
    Reply
  • MechGyver

    MechGyver  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    third(i just pissed myself of happiness) LOL-just in case you though i wasnt joking!!!
    Reply
  • oryandymackie

    oryandymackie  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    Yay, another wannabe-cutesy-wutesy fishing game. Seriously, something has to be done abou tterrorism. Old pre-rendered little "westerners" (yeah, that expired a few years ago) can't even fish without having the last thing they will ever rememember is their legs flying through their head. And that Harry Potter game, I think there was an air of optimism when it said down at the bottom "The Videogame". "Oh my God, so it isn't a badly rendered interactive movie?!! Oh my goodness, I need to call the kids on their mobiles to get back here! Stat!"
    If the Wii were a person, he would be beaten up at the local pub for shouting out drunkenly, "Anyone want a multiplayer of Wii Party?", among the hard men saying, "Come on then, I'll take you in Gears any day!"
    Reply
  • PCG_Evan

    PCG_Evan  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    The Biggest Loser one is painful, yikes. "Hey, let's have a TV host no one's familiar with talk about the game based on the show, but not mention or show details on the game itself."
    Reply
  • solidocelot

    solidocelot  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    didn't know lips was done by the gays who did elite beat agents
    Reply
  • gorillaman23

    gorillaman23  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    it would be nice if I could actually watch all of these videos.
    Reply
  • Luigi49

    Luigi49  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    I dont know if anyone saw the biggest loser for the DS in the end. How the hel will that work. Just move the stylus like crazy till u lose 100 pounds
    Reply
  • chucknorris69

    chucknorris69  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    yay spreadsheet porn
    Reply
  • fffan9391

    fffan9391  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    That Harry Potter game looks like it's running on a PS1.
    Reply
  • Surafel

    Surafel  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    haha
    Reply
  • Defguru7777

    Defguru7777  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    I remember in one Talkradar that one of you was complaining about the TM markings after certain names. Does Hogwarts really need one of those? Good God.
    Reply
  • may.be.vital

    may.be.vital  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    O god, The Biggest Loser.... GAY!

    Recaptcha: clear snowdrop

    But its summer....
    Reply
  • Cyberninja

    Cyberninja  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    i love how i cant watch breaking glass and real live being a video game but i can watch the trash
    Reply
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