Trailer Trash 7

In this week’s trailer trash, we’ve selected videos for casual games to outrage your brain. From downloadable shovelware to half-hearted licensed schlock, something here is guaranteed to make you shake your head in disgust.

Fish ‘em All

Some questions can never be answered. Like why are those old dudes having a hoedown on the pier? And why are bombs flying out of the water? And how much can you waggle before your arm falls off?


Restaurant Empire 2

If you can tear yourself away from Turbotax for a few hours, a rollicking good time awaits you in Restaurant Empire 2. Yay, spreadsheet porn!



Flack Squad: Defenders of Liberty

From the developer’s website: “Defend your territory from swarms of realistic enemy aircraft, ships, and tanks in over 40 turret-based missions.”

It is 2009.


  • speno93 - May 29, 2009 11:52 p.m.

    The biggest loser? okay, now im pissed!
  • Jordo141 - May 29, 2009 12:11 p.m.

    I loves me some trashy trailers!
  • georgeguy - May 29, 2009 11:37 a.m.

    @Luigi49 i saw that too. Gay cash-in video games that make no sense
  • homieomar - May 29, 2009 7:25 a.m.

    i saw the trailer for help wanted in before the restaurant trailer and i was like dang this needs to go on the next trailer trash
  • samownzsnake - May 29, 2009 3:06 a.m.

    if you have a WII GAME CONSOLE, you too, can get fit. there really is nothing else out there pronounced WEE (WII) except for 8 year old slang for penis. so if ya just say WII, i think we'll know what ya mean... reCaptcha: Kennedy urning
  • cart00n - May 29, 2009 12:30 a.m.

    The weird thing is, why do I have to watch a trailer BEFORE watching the trailer I wanted to see in the first place?
  • SunshineHobo - May 28, 2009 11:13 p.m.

    I want advice about how to lose weight from a video game! Thats the bestest idea ever! Does Lips have the ability to stop time? That video had so much slow-mo I...I came.
  • Frexerik - May 28, 2009 9:43 p.m.

    oh god, i think these were the worst trailers to date -_-'
  • MechGyver - May 28, 2009 9:31 p.m.

    third(i just pissed myself of happiness) LOL-just in case you though i wasnt joking!!!
  • oryandymackie - May 31, 2009 3:02 p.m.

    Yay, another wannabe-cutesy-wutesy fishing game. Seriously, something has to be done abou tterrorism. Old pre-rendered little "westerners" (yeah, that expired a few years ago) can't even fish without having the last thing they will ever rememember is their legs flying through their head. And that Harry Potter game, I think there was an air of optimism when it said down at the bottom "The Videogame". "Oh my God, so it isn't a badly rendered interactive movie?!! Oh my goodness, I need to call the kids on their mobiles to get back here! Stat!" If the Wii were a person, he would be beaten up at the local pub for shouting out drunkenly, "Anyone want a multiplayer of Wii Party?", among the hard men saying, "Come on then, I'll take you in Gears any day!"
  • PCG_Evan - May 29, 2009 11:02 p.m.

    The Biggest Loser one is painful, yikes. "Hey, let's have a TV host no one's familiar with talk about the game based on the show, but not mention or show details on the game itself."
  • solidocelot - May 29, 2009 1:23 p.m.

    didn't know lips was done by the gays who did elite beat agents
  • gorillaman23 - May 29, 2009 10:23 a.m.

    it would be nice if I could actually watch all of these videos.
  • Luigi49 - May 29, 2009 4:42 a.m.

    I dont know if anyone saw the biggest loser for the DS in the end. How the hel will that work. Just move the stylus like crazy till u lose 100 pounds
  • chucknorris69 - May 29, 2009 4:14 a.m.

    yay spreadsheet porn
  • fffan9391 - May 29, 2009 2:30 a.m.

    That Harry Potter game looks like it's running on a PS1.
  • Surafel - May 29, 2009 12:28 a.m.

  • Defguru7777 - May 28, 2009 9:59 p.m.

    I remember in one Talkradar that one of you was complaining about the TM markings after certain names. Does Hogwarts really need one of those? Good God.
  • - May 28, 2009 9:49 p.m.

    O god, The Biggest Loser.... GAY! Recaptcha: clear snowdrop But its summer....
  • Cyberninja - May 28, 2009 9:23 p.m.

    i love how i cant watch breaking glass and real live being a video game but i can watch the trash

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