Trailer Trash #5

Your weekly dose of awful game videos

Words: on May 14, 2009

We have some real doozies for you this week. Plus, as an added bonus, we’ve included a movie trailer so bizarre and irresponsible that we just had to incorporate it with the rest of the trash. Enjoy!


Brave: Shaman’s Challenge

Who needs peyote and vision quests when you have janky Dr. Mario knockoffs? Our spirit guide suggests that there are plenty of free flash games out there that can scratch this itch. Also busted: check out how they pop up a title card for the unique “Last Breath” feature, then just cut to the logo instead of showing you the feature in action. Editing!

 

 

My Make-Up

The My Whatever series exists solely to condition little girls to conform to gender stereotypes and turn them into vapid consumers of mass-produced crap. We show you this capitalist brainwashing propaganda solely for the purpose of helping you resist its nefarious influence.


Above: The work of a dangerous domestic terror group, the Barbie Liberation Organization

 

Superstars V8 Racing

This trailer lets you know right off the bat that Superstars V8 Racing is from Milestone, the creators of Screamer and Screamer Rally. Still scratching your head? Perhaps this chart will stimulate your memory:

 

So the 12-year wait is finally over! OK, to be fair they’ve been regularly turning out niche Superbike games for some Italian publisher. But for this glorious return to auto racing, here’s what they have in store for us:


Above: Probably shouldn’t have eaten that handful of shrooms before the race… 

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  • Matgta

    Matgta  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    Mega shark vs Giant octopus? Dear god what a pile of steaming dog ****!
  • Analogic

    Analogic  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    Really looking forward to Bioshock 2 though!
  • PiscesIscariot

    PiscesIscariot  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    Asylum Pictures is the worst movie making company ever! They just steal and steal and steal!
  • jamboy199three

    jamboy199three  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    WHEN THE SHARK FLIES AT THE PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    YES!!!!!
  • jamboy199three

    jamboy199three  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    It just looks so good
  • Skykid

    Skykid  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    BORRRRRING! Hey, tell me next time ya got a snooze fest, will ya?
  • gmilf71

    gmilf71  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    lol I like the barbie uzi.
  • Hobojedi

    Hobojedi  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    Lol, wow at the Mega Shark/Giant Octopus, that's crazy.
  • WayByWind

    WayByWind  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    TOTALLY realistic explosions on SharkvOcto
  • JhonMutrix

    JhonMutrix  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    CALL THE PLUMBER, WE'VE SPRUNG A LEAK
  • Ddz53

    Ddz53  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    Barbie Liberation Organization???? lol
  • Baconator96

    Baconator96  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    the little girl in my makeup looked like a damn hooker.
  • jamboy199three

    jamboy199three  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    please tell me octopus vs shark is an actual film,


    oh god let it be true!!!!

    111
  • user-name

    user-name  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    i don't get whats so awful about the Bioshock 2 video, it looks like a really great game...
  • TripleAD

    TripleAD  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    MS V.S. GO very interesting and BTW whats a plane got to do with that film cuz last time i checked octopuses and sharks live underwater
  • Skykid

    Skykid  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    And Puh-leze get that Barbie sh*t out of my sight. The doctor said that was bad for me. lol :)
  • SwampRock

    SwampRock  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    MEGA shark vs GIANT octopus with ALL the BELIEVABLE facial expressions and REAL looking graphics ever conceived good thing people are stupid enough to fly within swatting range of that tentacle of a giant octopus, because, you know when something is GIANT or MEGA it's going to kill you no matter what.
  • SunshineHobo

    SunshineHobo  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    Man1:Get the pentagon on the phone!
    Man2: Why?
    Man1: There are giant computer generated sea creatures attacking various historical landmarks!
    Man2: Holy sh*t!
  • Spybreak8

    Spybreak8  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    Yea I saw Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus on G4's Attack of the Show and was like lol wow sci fi hasn't already done this?!

    Oh and wow that car racing video was intense, did you hear the soundtrack in the background haha.
  • Scott T

    Scott T  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    AHHHHHHHH some people dont kno when to stop with all the LAMMMMEEEEE!
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