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Trailer Trash #5

We have some real doozies for you this week. Plus, as an added bonus, we’ve included a movie trailer so bizarre and irresponsible that we just had to incorporate it with the rest of the trash. Enjoy!


Brave: Shaman’s Challenge

Who needs peyote and vision quests when you have janky Dr. Mario knockoffs? Our spirit guide suggests that there are plenty of free flash games out there that can scratch this itch. Also busted: check out how they pop up a title card for the unique “Last Breath” feature, then just cut to the logo instead of showing you the feature in action. Editing!

 

 

My Make-Up

The My Whatever series exists solely to condition little girls to conform to gender stereotypes and turn them into vapid consumers of mass-produced crap. We show you this capitalist brainwashing propaganda solely for the purpose of helping you resist its nefarious influence.


Above: The work of a dangerous domestic terror group, the Barbie Liberation Organization

 

Superstars V8 Racing

This trailer lets you know right off the bat that Superstars V8 Racing is from Milestone, the creators of Screamer and Screamer Rally. Still scratching your head? Perhaps this chart will stimulate your memory:

 

So the 12-year wait is finally over! OK, to be fair they’ve been regularly turning out niche Superbike games for some Italian publisher. But for this glorious return to auto racing, here’s what they have in store for us:


Above: Probably shouldn’t have eaten that handful of shrooms before the race… 

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21 comments

  • Matgta - May 20, 2009 3:03 p.m.

    Mega shark vs Giant octopus? Dear god what a pile of steaming dog ****!
  • Analogic - May 18, 2009 5:54 p.m.

    Really looking forward to Bioshock 2 though!
  • PiscesIscariot - May 17, 2009 9:07 p.m.

    Asylum Pictures is the worst movie making company ever! They just steal and steal and steal!
  • jamboy199three - May 16, 2009 9:24 p.m.

    WHEN THE SHARK FLIES AT THE PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!
  • jamboy199three - May 16, 2009 9:23 p.m.

    It just looks so good
  • Skykid - May 15, 2009 8:37 p.m.

    BORRRRRING! Hey, tell me next time ya got a snooze fest, will ya?
  • gmilf71 - May 15, 2009 5:46 a.m.

    lol I like the barbie uzi.
  • Hobojedi - May 15, 2009 12:47 a.m.

    Lol, wow at the Mega Shark/Giant Octopus, that's crazy.
  • WayByWind - May 14, 2009 11:11 p.m.

    TOTALLY realistic explosions on SharkvOcto
  • JhonMutrix - May 14, 2009 9:59 p.m.

    CALL THE PLUMBER, WE'VE SPRUNG A LEAK
  • Ddz53 - May 14, 2009 9:44 p.m.

    Barbie Liberation Organization???? lol
  • Baconator96 - May 17, 2009 9:50 a.m.

    the little girl in my makeup looked like a damn hooker.
  • jamboy199three - May 16, 2009 9:23 p.m.

    please tell me octopus vs shark is an actual film, oh god let it be true!!!! 111
  • user-name - May 16, 2009 8:49 p.m.

    i don't get whats so awful about the Bioshock 2 video, it looks like a really great game...
  • TripleAD - May 16, 2009 7:06 a.m.

    MS V.S. GO very interesting and BTW whats a plane got to do with that film cuz last time i checked octopuses and sharks live underwater
  • Skykid - May 15, 2009 8:41 p.m.

    And Puh-leze get that Barbie sh*t out of my sight. The doctor said that was bad for me. lol :)
  • SwampRock - May 15, 2009 5:36 a.m.

    MEGA shark vs GIANT octopus with ALL the BELIEVABLE facial expressions and REAL looking graphics ever conceived good thing people are stupid enough to fly within swatting range of that tentacle of a giant octopus, because, you know when something is GIANT or MEGA it's going to kill you no matter what.
  • SunshineHobo - May 15, 2009 1:38 a.m.

    Man1:Get the pentagon on the phone! Man2: Why? Man1: There are giant computer generated sea creatures attacking various historical landmarks! Man2: Holy sh*t!
  • Spybreak8 - May 14, 2009 11:55 p.m.

    Yea I saw Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus on G4's Attack of the Show and was like lol wow sci fi hasn't already done this?! Oh and wow that car racing video was intense, did you hear the soundtrack in the background haha.
  • Scott T - May 14, 2009 11:07 p.m.

    AHHHHHHHH some people dont kno when to stop with all the LAMMMMEEEEE!

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