Another week, another heaping pile of terrible videogame trailers. Somehow, our inboxes never stop filling up with this crap. Actually, we’ve padded out this week’s Trailer Trash with a generous helping of our own custom stuff – jump ahead to page 3 for some of that action. Without further ado, the trash.
Army of Two: The 40th Day – Trailer
This trailer tells you right off the bat that, “The following is all in-game footage.” So, it looks like core elements of gameplay will be slow panning, glitchy “bad reception” effects and reading shit off of papers that fly by. Can’t wait!
Star Trek D-A-C – Trailer
A shameless attempt to connect the hype and energy of the film with a derivative top-down shooter. Didn’t you learn anything from Battlestar: Galactica’s arcade suckfest?
Velvet Assassin – Kill reel
This “kill reel” is a lot like those movie trailers where by the end you feel like you’ve already seen the whole movie.