Trailer Trash 16

With the conclusion of GamesCom 2009, a lot of trailers were sent our way. Of course, not all of them were panty-wetting-worthy. Some just left a bad taste in our mouths.

Check out these videos below for some of the worst music game trailers of the week.

Def Jam Rapstar – Teaser trailer

This game will magically turn you from a lonely nerd into a supafly pimp (hoes not included).

Just Dance – GamesCom 2009 trailer

Don’t you feel the music, guys? We just – WE GOTTA DANCE!

Please. Don’t.

LEGO Rock Band – Vignette

Obviously, these guys didn’t see the beginning of Back to the Future where Marty McFly plugs in his guitar.

Want more? Wii were hoping you were.


  • FLEXO94 - September 4, 2009 12:18 p.m.

  • Arch27 - August 31, 2009 7:20 p.m.

    I liked Gamer The Movie better when we called it Running Man.
  • lovinmyps3 - August 29, 2009 6:36 p.m.

    Oh god. I'm so sick of all those stupid fitness games. You don't have to buy a Wii to work out, there are these fancy new inventions called a gym!
  • AnonymouZ - August 28, 2009 7:23 a.m.

    luls. straygator is correct. and mittenz, i only thought of THAT watching THIS trailer. It never occurred to me that ya... these dudes that would/could survive that long WOULD BE the most violent, experienced, calculative KILLERS on that face of the plane, that would be released on to society xD. However, we all know that, like gmbc says, they're not supposed to last that long. It's THE plot of the movie. Runner, Death Race... all those remakes should've taught the plots by now x)
  • StrayGator - August 28, 2009 4:46 a.m.

    "Gamer" - The Movie - The Videogame already exists. It's called "World of World of Warcraft"
  • TheHonorableReverendHobo - August 28, 2009 2:40 a.m.

    What exactly is the point of Lego Rock Band? WHY does it exist?
  • Corsair89 - August 27, 2009 11:33 p.m.

    A "Gamer" game would be about as weird and bad as Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game.
  • AntistasBoneShield - August 27, 2009 9:43 p.m.

    Lego Rock Band looks like the biggest cash in ever of all time!
  • vitalik1 - August 27, 2009 9:27 p.m.

    woooooooim finnaly first i love trailer trash
  • Selectedpayload - September 1, 2009 10:59 a.m.

    Hope on the Gamer movie the guy spouts 1 liners wrote by Arnuld. "Sub zero, now plain zero!"
  • TKTOWA - August 30, 2009 10:08 p.m.

    I think that movie actually looked pretty entertaining. But all I ever ask for is explosions and violence.
  • iispro - August 29, 2009 6:12 p.m.

    lego rock band sucks wreaking ball and dynamite is funny tho :)
  • lionarthegreat - August 28, 2009 6:43 p.m.

    gamer sounds like an interesting story
  • AtrocityExhibition - August 28, 2009 4:42 a.m.

    oh sweet the hives are on rock band!
  • Bobbety - August 28, 2009 4:21 a.m.

    Lego Rock Band!! Now with silly construction worker plotline and invisible crowds of fans!
  • gmcb2011 - August 27, 2009 11:35 p.m.

    Mittenz- They don't expect anyone to win. They don't want anyone to win. It's just a cheap way to move death row along and amuse sadistic people. Haven't you seen Death Race?
  • Mittenz - August 27, 2009 10:02 p.m.

    The part about gamers plot that confuses me the most is: Survive 30 round and get set free. So, if you were sentenced to die, but you survive 30 battles, while learning how to use military grade weapons, and your free to frolic back in society? WHO APROVED THIS?!?!?!?!

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