Wanna learn about Mortal Kombat from the latest trailer? Too bad! However, I did learn that sign spinning isn’t just something only the homeless people in my neighborhood hone while being paid to stand on street corners like living, pitiable billboards for furniture store close outs. The dudes in the video take the advertising acrobatics to new heights, and since this is an OFFICIAL video sent out by Warner Brothers, it’s safe to assume they’re gainfully employed! Of course, it needed one improvement, which I was happy to help out with: A little music from The Immortals!
Above: Who says only Guile’s Theme can make everything better?!
You can see the actual, official video below, sans our drastic enhancements, if you really want to... but I assure you ours is 1000% better!
Apr 13, 2011
The Top 7… Most absurd Mortal Kombat offshoots
MK’s gone in some strange directions once finishing the fight
The evolution of Scorpion and Sub-Zero
Two ninjas, 19 years of Mortal Kombat, and one shared destiny
Mortal Kombat: The Animated Series stupidity
VIDEO: KOMBAT TIME!