We know. We sound like pricks sometimes. Having spent so much time crapping all over just about everything in the Game-O-Sphere, some of you may’ve forgotten that we actually like to play games. So, this episode we’ve set aside some time to talk about some upcoming titles that we’re genuinely excited about.
02-13-09 | Length – 2:16:19 | Opening song byAnamanaguchi
Oh, we’re still mocking idiotic game audio, laughing hysterically at a certain publisher’s R&B theme song, and mulling over the game smooches creepy enough to deflate boners on Jupiter. But just in time for VD, we’re also spreading a little bit of love to all comers. Don’t worry - we still have a fart button.
Above: Actuallyfun! Likethe clownfaced spawnof Peggle and PAIN
Top 7… cringeworthy kisses
Bestiality, underage smooching and triangles doing the nasty
A Wii-exclusive game about bugs narrated by Billy Bob Thornton and Dennis Hopper is actually good!
Dead Rising 2: All the facts
We dissected the trailer to DEATH
Retro Game Challenge
Don’t let the generic title fool you. This DS homage will put tears in the eyes of classic gamers.
A PSN title not starring the skunk from Bambi.
Barack Obama is a potty mouth!
Our fearless leader curses like a political sailor.
A Middle-American tribute to Shenmue
Proving once and for all that Sega and Ryo ain’t no goddamn pussy!
Accidental Male Prostitution
Is the economy really that bad?
Quote of the Week:
“If I’m not in the office, and talking to you on AIM, chances are I’m using a little brown punctuation.”
For more TalkRadar (and yes, you do want more) browse ourpast episodes.
Above: Mikel hogs GTA: Lost and Damned all to himself
Above: Dateless No More!
Click hereto find out how!
Our Sitcom Contest has a Winrar!
Above: And it’s not this one – click the image to see more
Above: LionheartAce is having visions of Duke Lombardi
Above: Clustershart whipped together this badass poster
Wind Waker unplugged– if you missed this, here’s your second goddamn chance.
Feb 13, 2009