Sexiest hands in gaming

Have you ever gone to shake someone's hand and thought 'wow, those are pretty hands'? Chances are they're a secret hand model - someone who has photos taken of their hands for a living.

You probably don't know anyone who is a hand model as they tend to keep it a secret. You can tell by seeing how many receipts for 'manicure', 'pumice' and 'Adobe Photoshop' you find in their bin.

They're all over gaming's press shots, doing their sexy thing. But let's see why you need them first.

See that? Without a hand model, your product just lies on the ground. That's no good, is it? You need something like this:

The product now has a human touch - quite literally. But see how that safety cord graces that wrist. How the controller is gripped gently yet firmly by this feminine hand. That's sexy, right there.

BUT WAIT! Female hands alone cannot always be hand models. Observe:

Above: Sony PSP press photo showing a real life girl

She's pretty, isn't she? But you can tell she's a regular model model and not a hand model by a few telling blemishes when you look closely. Hand models would not allow their registered tools of trade to become so... ramshackle.

See? We haven't doctored that image at all. This is what real hands are like. These are not hand model hands. So FAIL.

Of course, there are ways around this:

You can use Photoshop to remove all blemishes. Note of caution however - while this can even add in missing fingers if done correctly, it can also create hands that do not look like real hands, as this Wii Vitality Sensor hand model has discovered.

So you need to find a happy medium.

That's more like it. Don't you wish you were that Wii Vitality Sensor? Of course, Nintendo isn't alone in knowing how to use a good hand model. Apple knows their value as its website will attest:

But again, while the hand itself is realisticly rugged-looking, that thumbnail is so blatantly airbrushed, it way as well advertise itself as a glamour model and have done with it.

So those are the imitators. Let's see the pros in action. It's what we're all here for after all.

Above: Would GBA Micro have sold so well if it wasn't for those nails?

Above: That's the stuff. Look at those curves. That blemish-free skin. Those are the kind of hands you could eat for breakfast while playing DS. Am I right?

Above: Delicate fingers for a delicate machine. Phwoar, eh? PHWOARR!!!

And the most perfect hands, nails and skin goes to... Wii-mote cond... I mean 'jacket' hand model girl! Bravo indeed. Here she is.

But don't clap too hard, you'll damage your hands. There's a lot of money in this line of work, y'know. Probably.

25 Mar, 2010


  • VaneTrago - July 21, 2010 9:29 p.m.

    Someone is a Fetishish, no?
  • DriveShaft - March 28, 2010 8:27 p.m.

    You must be running out of topics...
  • rxb - March 26, 2010 2:47 p.m.

    Oh the jokes I could make about doing a certain 'job' just because of you 'hands'. Im more grown up these days. recaptcha wettest beef
  • philipshaw - March 26, 2010 2:43 p.m.

    I will never look at hands the same way again
  • wrapdump - March 26, 2010 11:21 a.m.

    I don't know why but this article has turned me off hands a little. Fortunately my girlfriend has the world's most attractive hands so I'm sure I'll recover
  • ranzatsu - March 26, 2010 8:14 a.m.

    You guys are real good in spotting tiny flaws. Didn't notice the failing hand in the girl-with-PSP shot, only when you showed us all. "But don't clap too hard, you'll damage your hands." LOLed at that.
  • Cyberninja - March 25, 2010 11:34 p.m.

    hey i can get some dough in the hand model industry ill sign up
  • GamesRadarTylerNagata - March 25, 2010 10:11 p.m.

    Love these handsome hands...
  • RebornKusabi - March 25, 2010 9:02 p.m.

    *Edit for my previous previous post* I don't Kapwan but I sure would like to see more than just Caucasian and Japanese hand models. Oh and this article is... interesting
  • RebornKusabi - March 25, 2010 9 p.m.

    I don't Kapwan, I sure would like more than just seeing Caucasian and Japanese hand models. Oh and this article is... interesting >_>
  • Kapwan - March 25, 2010 8:49 p.m.

    Just something I just noticed after reading this article. How come there are never any hand models with Brown, Black, or Olive skin.
  • Romination - March 25, 2010 6 p.m.

    holy fuck. that last one is a really attractive hand. ...that wii remote looks airbrushed though
  • Ridgley - March 25, 2010 5:55 p.m.

    Those long nails freak me out. NOT SHMEXY!
  • sveini22 - March 25, 2010 5:35 p.m.

  • ventanger - March 25, 2010 5:33 p.m.

    Wouldn't a high res 3d render of a hand put these guys out of the job?
  • allthegoodnameswheretaken - March 25, 2010 5:15 p.m.

    Phwoar, eh? PHWOARR!!! Best caption ever...
  • onewingedantista - March 25, 2010 4:58 p.m.

    Wow, hard-hitting journalism as usual. Good work!
  • ultimatepunchrod - March 25, 2010 4:39 p.m.

    those are some sexy hands btw the code that i have to type to post says "terday" just thought i should say that

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