Sex Toy Story

One of the greatest things I’ve ever had the good fortune to witness first hand at GamesRadar was the look on Brett Elston’s face while retelling what’s become known as “Sex Toy Story” on TalkRadar 116. It seems former GR employee and current Activision spokes model, Dan Amrich snuck over to Elston’s desk at some point, and then posed his action figures in the lewd positions. And the cad took pictures! Oh, can you imagine the scandal?

Above: Almost

We thought it was hilarious, although to hear Brett tell it, it may as well have been the most traumatic thing he’s ever experienced, and not simply a group of Spider-Men crudely pantomiming BJs. Which of course made it that much funnier. I can only assume the TalkRadar community also managed to convert Brett’s pain into their pleasure, since that little conversation was the only provocation they needed to go apeshit posting XXX pics of their dolls in passionate coitus. Oh yes, we’re doing this. Prepare yourselves for the single most juvenile and least game related thing we’ve ever posted...

I don’t care what anyone says, this is hysterical. I was nearly moved to tears just by the sheer volume of contributions. Hope you weren’t expecting a Pixar parody with dildos and love pouches. In our defense, we’re classy respectable Gamez Journalists, not MadTV.

Artist: iJizzlots

Artist: lovinmyps3

Artist: KREATIVEassassin

Artist: yoyoguy

Artist: unknown

Artist: FelixtheCat

Artist: ChiefLethal

Artist: HumorTumor

Artist: outlander

Artist: iJizzlots

Artist: hippodragon9

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  • kmdeftones - October 20, 2010 8:54 p.m.

    Very amusing article. I'm sorry if my comments are boring, but you said to comment. I love you all and Sexy Mantista is a god damn genius.
  • gidget - October 20, 2010 1:23 a.m.

    haha scissoring. this is truly amazing <3
  • philipshaw - October 19, 2010 9:38 p.m.

    This is hilarous but I'm sure it's bound to piss off Brett if he sees any of his own toys in this article lol
  • Grif - October 19, 2010 3:28 a.m.

    Thank you Chris for bringing this back to light, and thanks Bret for hating it so much. You guys are the best.
  • GangsterJew92 - October 19, 2010 2:18 a.m.

    GamesRadar: The only website on the internet with (drum roll) four pages, FOUR PAGES of actions figures having sex. Mark October 16, 2010 as the greatest day the internet ever had.
  • shotgunalchemist - October 18, 2010 11:50 p.m.

    Toy Story is bad enough. The two main characters are called Woody and Buzz for Kratos sake.
  • grumpyDinosaur - October 18, 2010 10:31 p.m.

    LOL easily the greatest story the internet has ever seen
  • pr0tostar - October 18, 2010 4:14 p.m.

    I'm not much into podcasts, but this makes me wonder what other kind of shenanigans you guys talk up.
  • shnazzyone - October 18, 2010 2:52 a.m.

    WE DID IT! FINALLY! Recognition! at... oh wtf... where do these c's in my name keep coming from? Such a pain. I kid i know that's Chris Antistas Pet name for me. Hugs and kisses
  • sleepy92ismypsn - October 18, 2010 1:48 a.m.

    LOL I am the 69th commenter on this article. I'd like to thank all of the spammers for making this possible.
  • AlpineGuy - October 18, 2010 1:46 a.m.

  • sleepy92ismypsn - October 18, 2010 1:43 a.m.

    Haha toy cars fucking.
  • DrFred79 - October 17, 2010 9:26 p.m.

    Oh god... The one with He-Man backdooring Wolverine juste raped my childhood toys memories...
  • NightCrawler_358 - October 17, 2010 9:21 p.m.

    Lol KREATIVEassassin's were hilarious, i liked Cravin' the Hunter haha
  • Pyrovizard - October 17, 2010 7:59 p.m.

    My inner child is crying but im ROTFLMAO
  • Tenfey - October 17, 2010 7:57 p.m.

    And a good time was had by all.
  • DLSemen - October 17, 2010 7:17 p.m.

    i enjoy how Chris credited himself as "unknown"
  • FnKaiser - October 17, 2010 6:10 p.m.

  • Crypto140 - October 17, 2010 4:57 p.m.

    If aliens are looking at us, they probably have a look of disgust on their face. Or the look of ROTFLMAO.