When we get a time machine, we're not going to use it to win the lotto or kill Hitler. We're going to teleport to the offices of countless developers and scream “Whatever you do, don’t ruin your perfectly good game with a bunch of nonsensical bullshit!” before disappearing from existence. And if they listen, it'll have been worth it. Sometimes the smartest people waste their intelligence inventing new ways to cock up their games. Other times they include idiotic elements because they’re traditional, which is why we're going to cover them in leeches next time they get sick. Either way, we're going through some of the best games ever - and making them even better.