RadarPlays - Surgeon Simulator 2013

Med school and the Hippocratic Oath are for the birds--turns out, anyone can be a heart surgeon (provided your unfortunate patient is immune to pain). Join Lucas, Tom, and Ryan as they play Surgeon Simulator 2013, ripping their way through ribcages and utterly defiling the human body in the effort to save a life. After all, it's the thought that counts, not the presence of a beating organ in your chest.

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  • Unoriginal - February 23, 2013 7:04 p.m.

    Aaaaaannnnd I woke everyone in the house up with laughter.
  • KA87 - February 23, 2013 2:55 p.m.

    That was a truly comical attempt at surgery. Remind me not to have a heart attack when you three are around.
  • BladedFalcon - February 23, 2013 8:56 a.m.

    Hahah! XD Oh man, this game... Not only was that hilarious, but that speed run at the end was a fun contrast, and I especially laughed and loved how nonchalantly the old heart was thrown away XD HIPPOCRATES WOULD BE MOST PROUD!
  • EAC73 - February 23, 2013 7:43 a.m.

    i went and played it and it was surprisingly easy it seemed, it took a little to get the hang of it, but i beat it in 8 minutes
  • TanookiMan - February 23, 2013 6:53 a.m.

    I'm assuming the sped up surgery at the end was Hollander, and I'm very impressed!
  • GR HollanderCooper - February 24, 2013 5:42 p.m.

    Nope! It was Takeshi--one of our video editors. Though I can finish it pretty quick, too.
  • PatHan-bHai - February 23, 2013 4:35 a.m.

    :P Hilarity!
  • CH3BURASHKA - February 23, 2013 12:09 a.m.

    Apparently Tom has never held anything with his hands. Heads up: your hand has five fingers. There are 5 buttons that correspond to those fingers. USE THEM.
  • TheCakeIsaPie - February 25, 2013 10:09 a.m.

    Whoa, you're still around! I haven't read a comment by you in a long time :O
  • dlam - February 23, 2013 12:02 a.m.

    rawfol Lucas & Tom == biggest GR trolls chopping off own finger lololol
  • g1rldraco7 - February 22, 2013 10 p.m.

    Too much silliness here today XD
  • kingsmikefan - February 22, 2013 8:59 p.m.

    Keep it up, y'all. This was hilarious.
  • Cyberninja - February 22, 2013 6:28 p.m.

    I have never been so glad you guys were gamez jarnallists until seeing this today.
  • Sinosaur - February 22, 2013 6:26 p.m.

    It's always fun when your surgeon has nerve damage.
  • F4G1TR0N - February 22, 2013 4:50 p.m.

    And i thought gal gun was going to be hard to beat, this had me in stitches! Surgical stitches!

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