Newspaper headlines from videogames

Sometimes we like to ask ourselves, “What if?” What if we had super powers? What if cats had thumbs? What if thumbs had cats? Tiny… thumb cats? We have more questions than we’ve had beers. In the case of this stupid column of images and words, the question is: if game worlds were larger than their stories, what would their newspaper headlines be? You know what comes next.

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Feb 19, 2010

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  • CoD4Kamikazi - February 19, 2010 8:09 p.m.

    Loved the Bomberman, Sims, and Katamari ones. Flippin' genius.
  • Valntyne - February 19, 2010 8:13 p.m.

    Awesome article, the ME2 one made me laugh so hard the first i time punched that b#tch.
  • KatyaSchlacter - February 19, 2010 8:15 p.m.

    The MW2 made me LOL. I also loved the Pokemon one. You could have used a cliched phrase in there, but you didn't. Good job!
  • GamesRadarTylerWilde - February 19, 2010 8:18 p.m.

    I can't take credit for all of these - the super fantastic Carolyn Gudmundson wrote the Pokemon, Mass Effect 2, and Earthbound entires. :)
  • TURbo - February 19, 2010 8:23 p.m.

    So all the small font is the same latin words.
  • lucashintz - February 19, 2010 8:26 p.m.

    I found this mildly amusing. p.s. Sugar tits and Rick McDick are possibly the greatest newspaper journalologists in the world!
  • Corsair89 - February 19, 2010 8:29 p.m.

    ROLF at the Sims one.
  • GamesRadarTylerWilde - February 19, 2010 8:31 p.m.

    @TURbo shhhhh.
  • Turboash - February 19, 2010 8:37 p.m.

    "Holy tit-balls what?" lulz
  • Turboash - February 19, 2010 8:38 p.m.

    "Holy tit-balls what?" lulz
  • DrLovez69 - February 19, 2010 10:28 p.m.

    Chris Antista wrote the canadian gold one. Big LAW-ULLZ.
  • Cyberninja - February 19, 2010 10:32 p.m.

    i didnt know Chris works on newspapers to.
  • bron1417 - February 19, 2010 10:41 p.m.

    ah too funny. the Mass Effect 2 one was good.
  • TheHalfanese - February 19, 2010 11:01 p.m.

    Good article. That's because xboxrulez isn't here yet. Can we do something about that guy?
  • GamesRadarPaulRyan - February 19, 2010 11:10 p.m.

    I enjoyed this article. lolz, etc.
  • lymanzaar - February 19, 2010 11:13 p.m.

    this is the greatest article the internet has ever seen. I laughed so hard when I saw the pokemon picture.
  • OmNomRomRearghNergh - February 19, 2010 11:15 p.m.

    Such a good idea for a article, so funny :) and let xboxrulez be! you can't hold back a demon like him anyway.
  • soccerclownking - February 19, 2010 11:43 p.m.

    or alternatively for Mass Effect 2: Commander Shepard of the Normandy takes long pauses during conversations, anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, eyewitnesses claim. Doctors are nervous.
  • Conman93 - February 19, 2010 11:46 p.m.

    Awesome! Hope to see more of this in the future
  • Evil_AppleJuice - February 19, 2010 11:58 p.m.

    Great start with GTA and Bomberman. Absolutely hilarious. I also like the names of the journalists lol

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