Mortal Kombat Armageddon - hands-on

Now, heartless flesh mutilation is accessible fun for the whole family

Hey all you GamesRadar-reading moms! How many times have your kids begged you to buy them that new hot game? Even after you dumped a month’s worth of grocery money on that white plastic box called a Wii and something called a Zelda, they never stop pleading for stuff. And think of how much more you’ll have to buy - cars, clothes, college…

And suddenly you fantasize about stabbing the Wiimote through the necks of those small, squeaking product-whores. And if you haven't, trust us that we have.It's not that we're homicidal, but do you have any idea how annoying the way your kids act in public is to single adults?