In the grand scheme of things, there's probably only a very small chance that any of us will ever get to go out with Jessica Alba - but those odds increased dramatically today when it was revealed that Alba and her boyfriend of two and a half years, Cash Warren, have split.
Obviously we're gutted for them. Especially as Cash was reportedly dumped by phone (harsh). Alba's currently promoting Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer in Europe, so we suppose a face-to-face was out of the question.
According to US Magazine Alba rang Cash, told him "I'm not in love with you anymore," then sent an assistant to their home to pack up his stuff and chuck him out. Like we said, harsh.
Still, Jessica, we forgive you! And next time you're in the UK, the drinks are on us!