Jersey Shore pinheads shill Just Dance 2

If you just felt the Earth tremble a bit under your feet, it’s because it’s righting itself after the introduction of the following video: a commercial for Ubisoft’s upcoming Wii game, Just Dance 2. The thing is that this particular piece of internet dreck is chock full of crazy. And by that, we mean it stars two of the meat-headed club kids from MTV’s Jersey Shore.

Above: At least they don’t speak

The game industry just became a slightly darker place thanks to Snooki and Ron Ron’s passive association with this product. Leave it to Ubisoft to combine two of the world’s biggest and weirdest guilty pleasures for all of us to marvel at: vapid people on TV, and vapid people waving their arms at a TV. We wish we could look away but... too... powerful...

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  • Lemurian - October 15, 2010 8:40 p.m.

    jersey shore is awesome to watch when your zoned lol
  • wetmonk - October 15, 2010 3:32 p.m.

    At :40 you can see her blue bra showing as her dress cannot contain her. Looks like they quickly edited after that! LOL too horrible...
  • kidgorilla - October 15, 2010 1:46 p.m.

    GreatMuerte's comment wins the no-prize
  • Chiefslapaho - October 15, 2010 12:54 p.m.

    my what a big ass you have
  • GreatMuerte - October 15, 2010 9:58 a.m.

    sorry, but whats a Jersey Shore... they look like musclebound dwarfs
  • NanoElite666 - October 15, 2010 5:04 a.m.

    @ChipTheExecutioner: I second that motion!
  • ChipTheExecutioner - October 15, 2010 4:09 a.m.

    forget sterilization, just have the power gig guys drop them into an active volcano, problem solved
  • CoryRX8 - October 15, 2010 2:10 a.m.

    I understand why forced sterilizations didn't exactly work out in the US back in the 30s, but the cast of Jersey Shore is definitely a strong argument in favor of them.
  • BigLandoz - October 15, 2010 1:08 a.m.

  • Dabenguin - October 15, 2010 12:34 a.m.

    The horror... the horror...
  • austin128 - October 15, 2010 12:34 a.m.

    HAHAHA Jersey Shore's the bomb! They're all whores and douches (IMO), but at the same time strangely very lovable.
  • LastPariah - October 15, 2010 12:34 a.m.

    Oh god, my eyes! I can't see!!!!
  • Metroidhunter32 - October 15, 2010 12:31 a.m.

    IT BURNS!!
  • Robx - October 15, 2010 12:31 a.m.

    Oh for god's sake...And here I was enjoying the South Park episode mocking them... These people needs to be castrated for the sake of mankind.

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