Halo's Filthiest Trash Talk

Oct 30, 2007

Game experience may change during online play. This innocuous disclaimer accompanies every game with Xbox Live connectivity, but what it actually means is that you're about to be subjected to a barrage of bigotry so profoundly offensive that it will shake your faith in humanity to the very core. During some recent Halo sessions, we encountered loads of vile, bilious ranting that seemed to know no restraint. Rather than using the mute button, we hit record and captured these shocking vulgarities in all their rawness. Then we added a few helpful animations and subtitles to help illustrate the scenarios. Let us now raise a one-finger salute to the dumb-asses of Xbox Live - long may they populate our Avoided Players lists.

Before clicking play on the video below, know that it is fraught with all manner of tasteless language. It is intended for mature audiences, and is solely for the purpose of illuminating the social phenomena surrounding the most popular game of all time.

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  • YourOldPalD - December 29, 2009 11:13 p.m.

    Wooooooowww.Now that was shocking.That truely (no i'm not being sarcastic) was a good tribute to the the most irritating type of gamer. The overzealous over hyped caffiene and energy drink fueled so called "elite" (OR 1 3 3 7 yeah you're cool you turned numbers into words. WOW! I mean seriously to be called a n double 0 b is just so ridiculously uninsulting that the sheer idiocy of it is more insulting then the insult itself). Ahhh you find em everywhere. Not just Halo 3. Sad but true. Always good for a laugh though
  • adrenaguy - October 17, 2008 3:14 p.m.

    evertybody stop talking!
  • RaIdEn - October 17, 2008 4:52 a.m.

    wow.........they need girlfriends.......or boyfriends
  • thephntm - October 17, 2008 2:06 a.m.

  • fergfighter - June 26, 2009 6:36 p.m.

    ........... are you gay? XD i lold so hard ReCAPTCHA: quinton burget sounds delish
  • Oxfordcomma4 - May 24, 2009 12:55 a.m.

    Guess who need lives?
  • Hurricrane - January 3, 2009 10:29 p.m.

    no no RaldEn, these people need to be mercilessly shot and carved up and have their remains given to all the little kids in Africa
  • theschwartzb - August 5, 2009 8:29 a.m.

    lawlzor. this video was made all the better by the extra stuff thrown in.
  • chooby - June 26, 2009 2:18 p.m.

    yeah iv heard worse dan this. probably said worse too!
  • Danomeon - May 19, 2009 8:38 p.m.

    To these guys, the one phrase that usually stops them cold in their tracks is "Seriously, what are you, 3 years old? Get a little bit of maturity, and grow up." They normally think of themselves as manly, or mature because they are old enough to have sex, but this is actually the most immature thing they can do.
  • likedamaster - January 14, 2009 3:30 p.m.

    Halo's Filthiest trash talk? Not even close, try again.
  • likedamaster - January 14, 2009 3:30 p.m.

    Halo's Filthiest trash talk? Not even close, try again.

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