Gears of War fireworks shoot flaming balls

Thanks to bar1scorpio, an intrepid member of the GR forums, our search for the best Gears of War merch can finally come to end. Do you like flaming balls? With report?! Then you simply must get your hands on these extremely unofficial Gears of War fireworks!

China is good at a lot of things, but it's especially good at making fireworks and shrugging at international copyright relations. Want to see what the Gears-inspired 'splodey rockets actually do? A poster on website Pyro Universe (if anyone who uses this site says "I've got a good idea," run) created a video of the fireworks in action.

Wait, there's more! bar1scorpio also pointed out this package, called The Truly Warrior. Who could be more the truly warrior than Marcus Fenix?

Jun 30, 2010




  • Cleanser247 - July 2, 2010 9:06 p.m.

    I would like to see these in action.
  • bar1scorpio - July 1, 2010 7:13 p.m.

    @Fro4Show If Halo is a pretty cool guy 'cause he kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything; I think there's certainly room for Marcus Fenix to be The Truly Warrior, who shoots flaming balls & reports. @Cyberninja oh, it's very illegal. But most of the Asian continent has a real bad problem with respecting the copyrights of other nations. Why you really have to check the labeling on most import products. A couple of Anime conventions even host "how to spot a bootleg" panels.
  • bar1scorpio - July 1, 2010 7:04 p.m.

    Oh hell yeah Vandersoul! Looks like they ripped off the comic book for that one.
  • vadorsoul - July 1, 2010 6:11 p.m.

    found this, scroll down
  • vadorsoul - July 1, 2010 6:09 p.m.

    This is very weird, because just two days ago I saw some DIFFERENT fireworks with gears of war box art. they where called Rogue Warrior. I snapped a couple of pics on my phone, i can upload them if anyone wants. reCAPTCHA; spooky make
  • Bloodstorm - July 1, 2010 2:55 p.m.

    Marcus Fenix is the truly warrior! lol
  • GamesRadarChrisAntista - July 1, 2010 2:41 p.m.

    Oh which to get?! T Ales of Darkness or The Truly Warrior?
  • BlindMarksman - July 1, 2010 2:22 p.m.

    Ah engrish! The world would be so boring without you...
  • Cyberninja - July 1, 2010 12:01 p.m.

    is this even legal?
  • Fro4show - July 1, 2010 11:13 a.m.

    Can that please be a meme? Like right now?
  • batman5273 - July 1, 2010 6:18 a.m.

    Bring it on Sucka, This my kind of SHIT!!
  • JohnDagger - July 1, 2010 3:12 a.m.

    Tales of darkness, sounds like a crappy Sonic knock off. Anyway I think the Firework would sound like Marcus saying: " Boomer! Awww SHIT!" *Boom*
  • yoyoguy - July 1, 2010 2:05 a.m.

    lol i love fireworks
  • ventanger - July 1, 2010 1:46 a.m.

    What is it? Looks like it's "T Ales of Darkness". They'll rip off the art but not the name? Maybe that's "Gears of War" translated back and forth a couple times... and by a couple times I mean several thousand times.
  • Phazon117 - July 1, 2010 1:30 a.m.

    The hell is this shit? Fuckin wow, you can make ANYTHING.

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