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  • needles - January 8, 2013 2:42 p.m.

    I don't see how Mario is an everyman. He jumps 10 feet into the air, smashes bricks like plastic toys and shoots fucking fireballs out of his dick.
  • Sy87 - January 9, 2013 10:31 p.m.

    Power of the mushrooms. Does that game even have a drug use warning? I thought the fire came out his nose. This is a scary revelation.
  • SomeOddGuy - January 8, 2013 2:33 p.m.

    Wait wait wait... Out of all things that I'd imagine when it comes to fact checking, how was Frank West's last appearance with Case West when he got his very own rendition of Dead Rising 2 entirely starring himself?(Off the Record) I mean I could forgive Alan Wake because American Nightmare doesn't seem very Canon to the main story...
  • ultimatepunchrod - January 8, 2013 1:42 p.m.

    Um...where's Kratos?
  • BladedFalcon - January 8, 2013 2:14 p.m.

    ...How the hell is Kratos in any way an everyman? ._.
  • ultimatepunchrod - January 8, 2013 6:27 p.m.

    A joke, it was.
  • BladedFalcon - January 8, 2013 8:53 p.m.

    Written Sarcasm is pretty much impossible to notice unless you either know the person writing it, or some sort of visual cue is given...
  • ultimatepunchrod - January 9, 2013 7:57 a.m.

    My fault for attempting humor.
  • Yellow Devil - January 9, 2013 6:52 p.m.

    He was an everyday man in Ancient Sparta.
  • StrayGator - January 8, 2013 2:16 p.m.

    Kratos is military.
  • BladedFalcon - January 8, 2013 2:26 p.m.

    Not just any military man either, he was a FRIGGIN' GENERAL >_>
  • needles - January 8, 2013 2:43 p.m.

    Kratos is the general...OF MY DICK! Mature, huh?
  • needles - January 8, 2013 2:39 p.m.

    Kratos is a fucking monster in human form, kid.
  • ultimatepunchrod - January 8, 2013 6:27 p.m.

    It was a joke...kid.
  • BottleBank - January 9, 2013 11:45 a.m.

    hahaha good one! i presume you're joking right?
  • needles - January 9, 2013 12:23 p.m.

    Jokes are funny.

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