Oct 2, 2007
Let's face it, lady dancing clubs in games are about as erotic as a pair of your granny's skid-marked underbloomers. As hard as developers try, these establishments of the exotic fail to capture any of the, er, sensual artistry that has mesmerised men for hundreds of thousands of probably millions of years. So where are these clubs of virtual mentertainment going wrong? Well, GamesRadar is here to investigate...
We've spent, quite literally, a few minutes exploring some of gaming's supposedly 'steamiest' spots in a search for answers. Our lecherous tour takes in the not-particularly saucy sights offered in such games as, but not limited to, GTA Vice City, Saints Row, Yakuza and True Crime Streets of LA. So, hit the movie player below and join us as we investigate why lady dancing clubs in games are really rather rubbish.
Warning: Video contains images of semi-naked make-believe ladies and semi-naked real ladies. There's also some hairy ass cracks. Proceed with caution.
Above: Jessica Alba in Sin City is erotic. Virtual lady dancers are most definitely not.