If the last thirty years of cinema have taught us anything, it's that if you're a young, good-looking American having a hedonistic good time while being vaguely obnoxious, things are about to get rapidly rather unpleasant. And they're not going to get better until there's been a whole lot of killing. Far be it from Far Cry 3 to break from convention...
Remember that, the next time you're skydiving onto a surfboard on your way to a paintball match at a spring break kegger. It might be fun at the time, but you're basically going to get butchered by pirates.
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