Fable II: Kinkiest Achievements ever?

You cheated on your wife with a group of strangers – 5 points!
You produced a child out of wedlock – 10 points!
You shot a rabbit while dancing buck naked in the town square – 20 points!

Fable II does a lot of things right, but the game’s greatest and most undeniable strength might just be its sense of humor. You’ll explore dark lands, battle evil monsters and grapple with difficult moral decisions, but the fantasy world of Albion will never allow you to take things too seriously.

Nowhere is this fact more evident than in the Achievements, the best of which we’ve collected in a custom video below. Still on the fence about whether or not to play Fable II? The inspired silliness and offbeat charm you’re about to witness might make up your mind.

Oct 21, 2008


  • x---SNIPEZ---x - April 18, 2010 9:30 a.m.

  • Dragonscar - November 11, 2008 3:13 a.m.

    im not starkilla, that bitch is lying.
  • DarthSereno21 - October 30, 2008 10:50 p.m.

    I'm gonna get this game as soon as I can. It's gonna be tha bomb.
  • emo-ninja - October 26, 2008 10:06 a.m.

    This makes me wish I had a 360. Oh well. Theres always LittleBigPlanet.
  • 93feeney93 - October 25, 2008 11:55 a.m.

    the video wont launch 4 me
  • xeropanzer - October 24, 2008 6:24 p.m.

    I wanted this game when i heard about it but now i want it even more sure the graphics don't look like they improved much but its still an ok game i hope
  • Dragonscar - October 24, 2008 6:12 p.m.

    Do you have to start out as a kid?
  • starkilla - October 24, 2008 4:24 a.m.

    this is dragonscar, i just forgot my damn password. i like the last one.
  • Kaeda - October 24, 2008 4:14 a.m.

    Poor Jack Thomson... He'd love a shot at this one.
  • GamesRadarLizzieCuevas - October 23, 2008 11:45 p.m.

    I got pretty excited when I finally got that "Swinger" achievement. I told the office "I finally had an orgy!"
  • anduin1 - October 22, 2008 10:33 p.m.

    LOL at this game getting a 9 on gamesradar, I tried it out on my friends 360 and it seems almost the same as the last game...boring after about an hour of play.
  • ELpork - October 22, 2008 4:26 a.m.

    And it ends off with an orgasam.
  • Ravenbom - October 22, 2008 3:38 a.m.

    @ NelosAngelos, Skid marks on your tighty-whities. That's why people keep telling you it's not a good idea to run around in your undies. That's why I wear colored briefs. Earth tones, preferably.
  • NullG7 - October 22, 2008 12:04 a.m.

    Im picking up my preorderd limited edition tomorow (:
  • Face0324 - October 21, 2008 10:22 p.m.

    I really liked the first one and Im sure I would enjoy this one as well but I dont have a 360 or the money to buy one which sucks
  • NelosAngelos - October 21, 2008 10:13 p.m.

    I knew running around a city in your undies was a good idea, why does everyone else tell me it isn't?!
  • Corsair89 - October 21, 2008 9:16 p.m.

    Wow. I'm almost speechless.
  • Joeygameplay - October 21, 2008 9:04 p.m.

    I'm getting this today
  • Gonri 13 - October 21, 2008 8:45 p.m.

    At first, ages ago when I heard about, this I was quite annoyed that it was only on 360 but after seeing this I have to say it looks pretty crap...
  • cart00n - October 21, 2008 8:14 p.m.

    I just wish the Limited Edition copy I got had the DLC codes packed in - now I have to wait for the extra goodies I already paid for...

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