As seen in: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998)
Disposition: Irritable, horny
When Zelda finally caved and added zombies to its rogues gallery, it didn’t settle on just any zombie – no, it needed special zombies, with a special twist. And if zombie on this list deserved to be locked up instead of killed, it’s the ReDeads, whose pelvic thrusts have added an extra coating of icky to their already-creepy attacks. Ordinarily just shriveled, naked corpses who stand around wearing spooky wooden masks, the ReDeads are instantly recognizable by their constant, low moans – but if you get too close to one, it’ll emit a piercing shriek, stunning you just long enough for it to shuffle over to where you’re standing, latch on with all four limbs and start dry-humping you like it’s going out of style. They’ve also gone through some changes over the years, not the least of which is the ability to dance, if you’ve found the right song in Ocarina’s sequel, Majora’s Mask.