E3 Press Conference Mad Libs!

E3 is the coolest time to be a gamer. Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft all have their own press conferences where they reveal new games, consoles, and giant, brain-melting announcements. Though for as fun as it is, it's also fairly formulaic - every presenter, every year, falls back on the same few gags and quotes.

That's why we decided to turn their press conferences into Mad Libs! We've made one for each of the big three, giving you an opportunity to predict this year's E3 conferences at home. Just save the images below, print them out, hand them to some friends, and get libbing!


The first press conference of the show is going to be Microsoft's, which begins on Monday, June 4 at 9:30 AM. You can check out our Microsoft E3 2012 predictions here, or just jump right to the Mad Libs below. 


Later that night, Sony will be hosting its E3 press conference at 5:30pm PT on Monday, June 4. You can check out our predictions for Sony's E3 2012 conference, or look below for the printable image.


Last but definitely not least is the Nintendo conference, which will begin the next morning, June 5, at 9AM PT. Check out our E3 2012 Nintendo predictions, and then get going on the Mad Libs below.


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  • KnightDehumidifier - June 3, 2012 3:45 a.m.

    "We'd like to welcome everyone here to L.A., and those of you watching from fart, and streaming on boner, or online on butt. Today, we're going to show off 69 games that you will be able to play at the end of Smarch."
  • Fox_Mulder - June 2, 2012 5:31 a.m.

    You guys nailed it. Now I want to see an EA and Ubisoft one after they've had the stage to themselves for a few shows.
  • thatnerdguy1 - June 2, 2012 8:08 p.m.

    Tell you what, I can write that Ubi one for you right now. "Doodly doodly doodly (onomatopoeia)."
  • Polarzombies - June 1, 2012 8:05 p.m.

    It made my day.
  • Smash_Bro - June 1, 2012 1:49 p.m.

    This, GR, is precisely why I love you.
  • Slider64 - May 31, 2012 9:13 p.m.

    Woah, the Microsoft one has a glaring miss, Now here to explain our next (Game or Lame App) is (Insert Celebrity who has no idea what E3 is) to incoherently ramble about our new thing.
  • Cyberninja - May 31, 2012 4:19 p.m.

    For better or worse this is really accurate.
  • profile0000 - May 31, 2012 3:59 p.m.

    I have been closely following the last four E3's (mostly by visiting GamesRadar) and these mad libs are wonderfully accurate and extremely funny.
  • leviatank - May 31, 2012 3:52 p.m.

    How awesome would this be: "People always say that Nintendo should work better with Steam, and to prove we have, here's Gabe Newell to talk about what Valve has in store for the Wii U. It's been a while since we've seen Gordon Freeman in action, but Half-Life is back, and it's on the Wii U." I will burst out in tears of pure joy if that'd happen.
  • tiben36 - May 31, 2012 4:32 p.m.

    too bad EA's working on their online Nintendo Network Powered by : Origin
  • J-Fid - May 31, 2012 3:16 p.m.

    This is _______ (adjective) .
  • GameManiac - June 1, 2012 2:10 p.m.

    SPARTA!!! (I had to go there.)
  • TheKey - June 2, 2012 9:34 a.m.

    That isn't an adjective.
  • tiben36 - May 31, 2012 3:06 p.m.

    the sonyhate is strong here
  • D0CCON - May 31, 2012 3:42 p.m.

    How is that one any worse than any of the other ones? I think these all sound like dead ringers for what we'll be hearing (based on previous E3s at least).
  • smcgarvey - May 31, 2012 3:56 p.m.

    You shoulda seen what's on the cutting room floor for EA and Ubisoft*. *Not really. But a chill pill. I prescribe one. ;)
  • Turtman - May 31, 2012 5:36 p.m.

    I'm butthurt over Sony and even I think you're being a drama queen

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