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Duke Nukem Forever Flash game is as classy as you'd expect

Duke Nukem Forever sells itself on three things: having been in the works a long time, being the latest installment in a series known for inventive, high-action gameplay, and scantily-clad ladies. Duke Nudem, a promotional Flash game presumably released so as to lock down that name before Ron Jeremy snaps it up, features one out of those three things – presumably to get you hankering for the day when they're finally combined.

Duke Nudem challenges you to beat a series of target-shooting challenges, defeating gun-toting action girls in high-score challenges. Lose and the game commands you to remove an item of clothing (woe betide your fellow net-cafe customers). And while it might seem like the only reason nobody's pointing out the juvenile sexism of this whole affair is for fear of stating the obvious, a combination of high AI and woefully sluggish controls sees the game inadvertently making a pretty positive statement about ladies' proficiency with heavy artillery.



Duke Nudem comes with SFW and NSFW options, but it should go without saying that if you work with, you know, adults, “Safe for Work” may still be a bit of a misnomer. How'd you do?

May 19, 2011



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18 comments

  • Shanetexas - May 19, 2011 5:40 p.m.

    I think for a year dudes should have to do things like this. For the ladies, yeah, it's a job, and yeah, it pays, and yeah, it beats digging ditches...but duke nudem? Come on now. That said, can't wait for sexist pig Duke Nukem to finally arrive.
  • Kethmach - May 19, 2011 6:09 p.m.

    I played this for a while yesterday... because I'm a guy and it's a Flash game (take it as you will) and besides the HORRIBLE lag that kept me from winning the shotgun chick level for about an hour- I couldn't get any of the wallpapers to load. The screen would come up but the load bar wouldn't pass the 14% or so mark. I tried on three browsers... So no nice breasts wallpapers for me. I wonder if there's anywhere else I could find breasts on the internet???
  • PhantomOfKrankor - May 19, 2011 6:34 p.m.

    Yeah I'm not ashamed to say I'm playing this. (OK maybe a little) Sure you can see boobs anywhere else, but at least with this I earn them.
  • EnragedTortoise1 - May 19, 2011 7:19 p.m.

    Stay classy.
  • Y2Ken - May 19, 2011 7:20 p.m.

    Classy indeed.
  • SausageLozenge - May 19, 2011 7:32 p.m.

    It's F'n hard.
  • bobbybroccoli - May 19, 2011 7:42 p.m.

    I love how the boxart in the knowledge section for DKF is still the old retro looking one.
  • CatrParrot - May 19, 2011 7:54 p.m.

    What is this? I don't even...
  • hardcore_gamer1990 - May 19, 2011 9:01 p.m.

    SO MUCH LAG ITS UNBELIEVABLE. AND OH MY GOD PLAYING IT ON A LAPTOP IS IMPOSSIBLE. But seriously, earning boobs is fun but even I have my limits.
  • BALLSTOTHEWALLET - May 19, 2011 9:37 p.m.

    I nearly pulled my teeth out with the mouse controls, but I completed it, also, the cheatcodes for the extra stuff are one of two depending on where you're from, try DNItems or DNUnlock. Hmm, should I sumbit these to Cheatplanet?. XD
  • TopNewt - May 19, 2011 10:23 p.m.

    I can not beat the last girl.
  • brianzito - May 19, 2011 11:50 p.m.

    Beat this in an hour. That last girl is so hot, does anyone know her name so i can see more of her?
  • mattersnotnow - May 20, 2011 1:56 a.m.

    Damn it! Can't beat the last girl!
  • lucas92 - May 20, 2011 5:36 a.m.

    The last girl is Rosie Jones.
  • GrandMoffBubbles - May 20, 2011 9:05 a.m.

    Duke and his broads are MY kinda classy!
  • sugaplz - May 20, 2011 9:52 a.m.

    Sweet, just finished the game, Rosie is f****ng HOT!
  • e1337prodigy - May 20, 2011 10:31 p.m.

    all done. but you need a cheat code to get the last wallpaper :(
  • wingi - May 24, 2011 7:52 p.m.

    The girls are Vicky Adams, Stacey Massey, Rosie Jones and Jo-Loiuse Kelsey. The the cheat code can be found on this german blog: http:/wingi.de/duke/

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