Cute-ass Left 4 Dead 2 toys are undead and unbearably cuddly

We’ve seen some stupidly cute zombies in the past (mainly killing the hell out of plants on our Apple-endorsed phones). But Valve’s Left 4 Dead 2 cuddly toys really take the undead cake.

Available on Valve’s store, you can either buy a Hunter, complete with adorable blood-splattered hoodie…

Or a hilariously proportioned Tank…

Quite frankly, if it were between these and Buzz Lightyear, we’d go awesomely cute Infected (which also make groaning sounds thanks to the modern miracle of batteries) every single time. Sadly though, if you’re looking to buy one for Christmas, you’ll be disappointed to hear the little blighters don’t go on sale until December 27th.

Still, you can take the edge off said Xmas-buying blues by picking up a plush Boomer, which has been on sale on Valve’s site for months. It’s the perfect (slightly hideous) answer for all your festive gift-purchasing woes.

Above: Those pus-filled boils are just begging for a hefty hug

Source: Big Download

Dec 20, 2010


  • LarzimusPrime - December 20, 2010 11:28 a.m.

  • Games_Radar_DaveMeikleham - December 20, 2010 11:55 a.m.

    @LarzimusPrime The Hunter is $26.95. The Tank is $31.45. And the Boomer is $34.95.
  • Ilyere - December 20, 2010 12:12 p.m.

    These plushies are too adorable to make those sounds. I wonder how they'll make the Jockey look lovable, haha!
  • Jakers93 - December 20, 2010 1:07 p.m.

    Awwwww awesome! :D
  • Memph - December 20, 2010 2:14 p.m.

    why is the hunter in camel-coloured jodhpurs? he looks half-zombie half-antelope
  • WrathLord03 - December 20, 2010 2:19 p.m.

    Adorable. I think I saw a plush Boomer on a staff member's desk while you guys where holding the 24 hour gaming marathon. No doubt you got it for free... Also, for the subtitle under the Boomer, you wrote 'puss' instead of 'pus'. Unless those boils are full of cats, that is a TYPO! Grammar Nazis...gotta love 'em.
  • NeelEvil - December 20, 2010 2:19 p.m.

    Awwww, I hope they do the Witch soon.
  • xXgodlypunkXx - December 20, 2010 3:56 p.m.

    theese look amazing. But it's a shame they are so ridiculously priced.
  • Apollomasque - December 20, 2010 9:13 p.m.

    Louis: Awwwww! Look at the little Hunter. He's so cute! Zoey: Louis! No! It's a trap! Louis: AAUUUGHHH!
  • MaxxamusTime - December 21, 2010 2:40 a.m.

    Something so scarry how can it look so cute and plushy.
  • 2cute2Bcruel - December 22, 2010 4:41 a.m.

    The Hunter looks so happy! ^^
  • CosmicJoker - December 23, 2010 2:36 p.m.

    Can we get these in the UK? and how much?

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