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CAUTION: Jetpacks and stilettos don't mix

The game itself might not be all that, but we definitely love the in-flight safety instructions that arrived with the copy of Dark Void sent to us from Capcom. We're suckers for laminated image-based instructions. Especially when they make us smile. Anyone thinking about taking to the skies in a DV-SP305 jetpack sometime soon should pay close attention...

Jan 22, 2010

14 comments

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  • Awesomeforthemasses - January 25, 2010 7:04 p.m.

    So THAT'S why my pants kept falling down!
  • soapman1 - January 25, 2010 3:47 a.m.

    hahah...this is funny..i like it
  • Cwf2008 - January 25, 2010 3:01 a.m.

    Dammit i just bought the Mark 19 Jetpack from the Canadian Air Force...i wonder if these instructions will apply to this one
  • Cyberninja - January 23, 2010 2:33 a.m.

    a least when he lost his pants he was wearing a helmet to hide his shame
  • nadrewod999 - January 22, 2010 10:32 p.m.

    Every time I look at any of the illustrations on this page, I just can't stop laughing XD I think I might get this game just for the instructions (and the jetpack. Don't beam me up just yet Scotty, I am trying to break the air speed record)
  • hybrid616 - January 22, 2010 7:33 p.m.

    i think reCaptcha means those words you have to type in as a security measure when commenting. they do come out with some strange combinations... Back on topic, I am amused. i will keep in mind to flap my arms if ever my jetpack should fail...
  • jackthemenace - January 22, 2010 7:11 p.m.

    @bossco- same! only without the coffee. i WAS chewing my hair, but i spat that out coz it was horrible. @wrathlord- shame, the DV-SP305 is pretty damn amzing. and i'm trying to pre-order a DV-SP325. and WHAT THE HALL DOES reCaptcha MEAN!?
  • Bossco - January 22, 2010 4:41 p.m.

    I've just read the first 2 comments and spat my coffee out laughing.
  • Oddeh7 - January 22, 2010 3:20 p.m.

    This jetpack can cook flying birds. RESULT. reCaptcha: curators for (what?)
  • WrathLord03 - January 22, 2010 2:33 p.m.

    I was hoping this would help me, but I've only got a DV-SP284, so I think the instructions may be a little off. On a serious note, it's nice that a game with a plot full of sci-fi cliches has a little bit of originality in it. Not many games send you instructions on paper anymore.
  • Matt Cundy - January 22, 2010 2:12 p.m.

    @TRAVthe3RD Do you have a jetpack then?
  • TRAVthe3RD - January 22, 2010 2:05 p.m.

    this is relevant to my interests

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