A version of this article originally appeared on November 23, 2012

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  • Slipperyjoe - November 1, 2013 10:03 p.m.

    Cundy @ dlcentral with mr irvine
  • GarcianSmith - November 1, 2013 12:55 p.m.

    "A version of this article originally appeared on November 23, 2012" Ah, that explains the deja vu and Cundy's sudden re-appearance. Still a great article, though!
  • rxb - November 26, 2012 5:48 a.m.

    Very good Cundy.
  • Hobogonigal - November 23, 2012 9:18 p.m.

    Cundy, you have returned! I haven't seen an article by you for ages and this was a great surprise. Hilarious as always!
  • slimjim441 - November 23, 2012 4:47 p.m.

    Saxton Hale. The mannliest of menn with the mannliest of moustaches.
  • shawksta - November 23, 2012 1:06 p.m.

    "this is the sort of moustache that could escape the most God-forsaken Gulag and snap the necks of every single guard along the way like it’s just another Tuesday afternoon stealing post-it notes at the office." "He was an arms dealer operating out of an Estonian marketplace, his front was selling novelty Viking helmets to tourists while out the back he was shifting serious hardware to Middle Eastern fundamentalists." Things like this is just one of many reasons why i love you guys. Although Mario's Mustache is glorious, Wario's is the more bizarre and interesting but i guess Price is more interested in classy kickbadassary ones XD
  • thyho - November 23, 2012 11:26 a.m.

    How the h33l you people forget robotnik??
  • Frieza - November 1, 2013 10:14 a.m.

    Eggman's mustache is fake. Fake mustaches don't count.
  • GR_AndyHartup - November 1, 2013 10:21 a.m.

    Very true. There's no glory in wearing a fake moustache. Only in growing your own.
  • icbacomingupwithapropername - November 23, 2012 8:01 a.m.

    haven't I already read this article?
  • Grivien - November 23, 2012 7:41 a.m.

  • JarkayColt - November 23, 2012 7:15 a.m.

    Now this...THIS is why I come to GamesRadar. You can't have too many moustaches in your day! To put forward two moustaches of my own: the Kikwi Elder from Skyward Sword, and the 4th gen Pokémon Probopass. Those are some fine moustaches.
  • anniesboobs - November 23, 2012 7:05 a.m.

    cundy you done it again