Call of Duty players happy to sit in own piss and crap. Amazon has proof

You will not read a more mortifying gaming news story today. This is fact

Basically,adult diapershave been found on Amazon.com. And they've been found to be frequently bought with Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Because it seems some gamers just refuse to take a break for anything. Even basic human dignity. Don't tellthe BBC.

The above item is currently retailing on Amazon for $15.05. But who's buying it? The incontinent? Scat fetishists? Incontinent scat fetishists, celebrating how their physical ailments and sexual predilections have synched up rather fortuitously, thank you very much? No. No, gamers are buying them. You know, for pooping in when they don't want to stop playing CoD:

Think this is just me making a gag out of a random alignment of inconsequential metadata? So do I, but only because the truth is so bleak that I've spent all morning in denial, to the point that I've now become completely mentally divergent and also believe I am the Queen. I'm afraid, ladies and gentlemen, that the customer reviews confirm the dark reality:

I hope these guys are taking the piss. I really hope these guys are taking the piss. If not, thenI don't muchtrust the world any more. In a way, I actually feel better about theguy whocomplained that the diapers mask the smell too much.

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Long-time GR+ writer Dave has been gaming with immense dedication ever since he failed dismally at some '80s arcade racer on a childhood day at the seaside (due to being too small to reach the controls without help). These days he's an enigmatic blend of beard-stroking narrative discussion and hard-hitting Psycho Crushers.
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