Call of Duty players happy to sit in own piss and crap. Amazon has proof

So many puns. Oh God, there are so many puns to make. Be strong, Dave. Think not of "Brown Ops" or "Cack Ops", and certainly do not construct any sentence that makes use of the word "streak". This story is a grim cavalcade of dubious comedy already.  

Basically, adult diapers have been found on And they've been found to be frequently bought with Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Because it seems some gamers just refuse to take a break for anything. Even basic human dignity. Don't tell the BBC.


The above item is currently retailing on Amazon for $15.05. But who's buying it? The incontinent? Scat fetishists? Incontinent scat fetishists, celebrating how their physical ailments and sexual predilections have synched up rather fortuitously, thank you very much? No. No, gamers are buying them. You know, for pooping in when they don't want to stop playing CoD:


Think this is just me making a gag out of a random alignment of inconsequential metadata? So do I, but only because the truth is so bleak that I've spent all morning in denial, to the point that I've now become completely mentally divergent and also believe I am the Queen. I'm afraid, ladies and gentlemen, that the customer reviews confirm the dark reality:


I hope these guys are taking the piss. I really hope these guys are taking the piss. If not, then I don't much trust the world any more. In a way, I actually feel better about the guy who complained that the diapers mask the smell too much.





  • k1ll8saurav - December 6, 2010 11:31 p.m.

    This.....has probably got to be the best idea yet! *rushes off to Wal-Mart* End of sarcasm, but for f**k's sake, really?! You need to buy adult diapers in order to do better in a game? I thought it was bad enough that some people sit in front of a TV for days on straight just practicing and getting better, but to begin calculating the exact amount of time your adult diaper can hold up without leaking, as well as mathematically narrowing down the amount of waste it can hold is just plain wrong. I now see why Activision's purpose in life: to produce sh*tty games so people realize it's not worth it and then we don't have to deal with this.
  • Collymilad - December 5, 2010 5:20 p.m.

    Seriously anyone who does this doesn't deserve to live.
  • kangaroocory - December 5, 2010 5:01 p.m.

    Or you could tape a bottle to your leg and get a tube and.... never mind.
  • Spybreak8 - December 5, 2010 2:18 a.m.

    Oh man haha that is just plain sad. I also have time for a crap, a drink or something to eat. Gotta love online gamers who just need to have one more level before stopping.
  • NatDaGamer - December 4, 2010 8:24 p.m.

    eewwwwwwwwwwwww!!1 that is really disgusting!! if i need to go, i use a magic button known as the pause button and go and do me business.
  • BrianDowns - December 4, 2010 8:04 p.m.

    You all have to admit. Sometimes when you're playing Cod you think to yourself ''Christ I need a piss... And a shit.... A piss and shit combo... But I don't want to lose my kill streak. If only I could just shit my pants.'' I agree with adult nappy's. It's to hard to go to the toilet. I have to walk more than 10 feet.
  • bekkilawrence - December 4, 2010 6:32 p.m.

    It would be soooo much more sanitary to just sit on the goddamn toilet while playing!!! I love COD, but not that much!
  • Dark-Nemisis - December 4, 2010 6:16 p.m.

    Ahh yes<3 it would be amazing ;D and fun and you can always have a bath.Nouches.
  • AGENTJORRRG - December 4, 2010 1:31 a.m.

    For shame, Dr. Graffin. Thisguy totally needs to be made into a meme
  • Ch0doBoy - December 4, 2010 12:56 a.m.

    I'm rather good at FPS's..but this is super sad and makes me rather embarrassed to be at the top of the lists at the end of a match. Wow, these people need help..or maybe a good smack upside the head.
  • sweettigeress - December 4, 2010 12:48 a.m.

    OMG, my husband and I have been laughing about this and cracking jokes about it all day. I wonder which diaper rash cream they prefer. What's even more hilarious. They bought cloth diapers. They're too lazy to get up to get up and take a sh*t but they're not too lazy to wash their diapers? Or do they just flick it out in the toilet and put it back on?
  • AltairFoggz - December 4, 2010 12:19 a.m.

    I hope with ALL my heart that they are kidding. They are. Aren't they?
  • Gameguy94 - December 3, 2010 11:57 p.m.

    Surely those guys in the customer reviews must be trolling?...Right? Wow humanity is slowly dieing....
  • hatebreeder - December 3, 2010 11:02 p.m.

    makes me embarressed to have ever played COD, well that and the game itself.
  • D0CCON - December 3, 2010 10:52 p.m.

    This is when you know that videogames have evolved from a hobby to an addiction. I'm glad I'm not them. My score is usually in the middle or towards the bottom of leaderboards in shooters (at least my KD is above 1 in most of them) and that's just where I want to be. Not hacking, and not doing this crazy shit.
  • PastorOfMuppets - December 3, 2010 10:42 p.m.

    That's not gaming. That's an episode of "Hoarders".
  • therawski - December 3, 2010 10:31 p.m.

  • bluscorp - December 3, 2010 9:26 p.m.

    Some people really do need shooting.
  • SolarPoweredShitMachine - December 3, 2010 8:16 p.m.

    So... they spend a while deciding on what diapers to get in order to save time... by not using the toilet... why playing CoD... I think I just lost some IQ.
  • atomicsandman - December 3, 2010 6:33 p.m.

    I'm pretty sure that the third guy was joking.

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