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Busted Cheats 3: The worst cheat submissions ever

Everyday we receive hundreds of cheats submissions from people hoping to get their work (and their names) up on CheatPlanet. Some of these people are stupid. These are the absolute worst submissions we've had all week. Like this excerpt from a cheat you'll find on page two:

"…This cheat can only be done by sexy atractive peops like me, so if ur not atractive dnt try it, and then if u do try and it dosent work, ur obviously not as atractive as me."

Note how we haven't changed the spelling or grammar. All the worst cheats appear in the form they were submitted to us. Why? Because it's easier to make fun of them that way.

We also give credit to the people who did submit useful info and helped out their fellow gamers. Look for your name at the end of the article. If you've got a good hint, cheat or strategy and you'd like to get your name on the list next week, you can submit the cheat here, or to see more Busted Cheats you can check out week one and week two.

 

Game: Mario Kart Wii
Submitted By: MUSTARDfreEK4112

Cheat Title: Who stole the mustard???
Entry Location: Mustard gardens 4
Cheat: Who took it?!?

We Say: Rule number one of editing cheats is that there's only enough time to enjoy mustard or learn how to cheat in Mario Kart. You can't do both. Therefore, you can't trust a cheat submitted by a mustard lover.

Game: LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures
Submitted By: who cares?

Cheat Title: unlock everything
Entry Location:
Cheat: turn on indiana jones and walk to a the nearest highway and take off all of your cloths and pour mayonaise all over yourself and flay frogger across the highway...

when you come back you should have everything


Above: We had the toughest time getting this guy across the highway

We Say: Because we're committed to providing our readers with the most comprehensive cheat database possible, we have to test every cheat… Three interns died on the highway and one really enjoyed himself. We're sad to say that mayonnaise doesn't unlock Indiana Jones cheats, it only makes them tastier.

Game: Ben 10: Protector of Earth
Submitted By: ben

Cheat Title: were is the cheat menu?
Entry Location: idk
Cheat: were is the cheat menu? can someone write a walkthrough foor me? plz!


Above: Someone taped the cheat menu on this guy's back

We Say: CheatPlanet's Official Strategy Guide for the Cheats Menu of Ben 10: Protector of Earth: It's probably in the main menu.

Game: Street Fighter IV
Submitted By: sidi

Cheat Title: unlock mortal kombat fighters
Entry Location:
Cheat: go to main menu and press L2 and L1 and press o,o,x,x,x,o

We Say: You read that right, folks! We just leaked the first cheats for the unreleased Street Fighter IV. Wow! those Mortal Kombat people are going to be pissed.

Game: GTA IV
Submitted By: Pmonkey

Cheat Title: Murdered for swimming.
Entry Location: The water.
Cheat: Well awhile ago I was swimming and all the sudden, I had 5 stars. For absolutely no reason. It is weird but true because a few seconds later i was shot to death. I don't remember where I was at, maybe I stumbled onto Area 51 or something, but I had only just started the game so it is in the first place you can be. Which I don't know since instead of playing it, I'm writing this possibly useless "cheat".

We Say: You didn't stumble into a secret government research facility; you broke the most important rule of all: swimming before waiting ten minutes after eating. Violating this ancient authority will always result in a brutal and violent death. Whether you're playing GTA IV or taking a dip in the shared pool at Uncle Dan's apartment complex, remember to give yourself enough time to digest your food before getting the water.

Game: GTA IV
Submitted By: Roger and Terry.

Cheat Title: Running on water (JESUS!!)
Entry Location: Anywhere near water.
Cheat: Go near any body of water that contains boats driven by NPC's (Non-playable characters) and take a sniper rifle and DO NOT shoot the person, but shoot the boat itself (Bow or stern). Once this is done, the NPC gets scared and tries to run off the boat in a moonwalk, and ends up running in place on the water LIKE JESUS!


Above: This is a completely different screenshot

We Say: Ahh, we remember that Bible passage well: …and then Jesus stepped off the boat-eth and got seriously funky with his moonwalking all over the water. Though the bottom of his olde tyme robe got a bit wet, it was overall some pretty good water walking.

5 comments

  • Amatarasu - December 23, 2010 9:45 a.m.

    DUDE DUDE DUDE. the Jesus on water thing for gta actualy happend, i shot a boat, and he moonwalked out, and floated in midair for a sec. Captcha Pacian but
  • IsaacFenix - June 21, 2010 12:19 p.m.

    I just want to point out that in the cheat submitted hughnettelbeck, he forgot to add that it only works if you first bash your skull against a brick wall at least five times, then chew glass for about three minutes. Enjoy ruling the world! 8D
  • olio - December 6, 2009 9:39 a.m.

    Dear Paul, God bless you for slogging through all these just for our entertainment. I laughed pretty hard.
  • NullG7 - January 13, 2009 11:25 p.m.

    Wow these cheats....... First
  • oreopizza47 - February 10, 2009 10:33 p.m.

    the links to get to the other Busted Cheats pages are mixed up. it confused me a little bit. please fix them.

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