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  • Usgo - April 17, 2010 4:36 p.m.

    surpised he didnt give his own article a 4. oh well i'll do it for you. 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Gameguy94 - April 17, 2010 3:56 p.m.

    I can't imagine the consequences of letting Kratos near children. I mean what if some threw him in an elementary school? Just think of the carnage he would unleash on those lil' bastards!
  • Link555 - April 17, 2010 3:37 p.m.

    I wouldnt trust tingle near adults never mind kids, and what kind of a week was the nintendo designers having anyway when they created him
  • Pull_My_Finger18 - April 17, 2010 1:36 p.m.

    Every1 is getting hyped up over Jim Sterling...Who is Jim Sterling? lol is a quality read tho made me laugh
  • philipshaw - April 17, 2010 9:07 a.m.

    Kratos would get the kids to bed early by shouting at them
  • ThatOneself - April 17, 2010 7:15 a.m.

    Sterling doing freelance on radar?!
  • TheHalfanese - April 17, 2010 7:10 a.m.

    The opening paragraph and the Diglet bit were amazing. I was kind of expecting Voldo from Soul Calibur to be on here, though... the idea of him around children scares the sh!t out of me.
  • allen23q - April 17, 2010 6:54 a.m.

    my lil bro on my pic is not scared of any of them
  • allen23q - April 17, 2010 6:53 a.m.

    How is Kratos scary
  • WrathLord03 - April 17, 2010 4:34 a.m.

    Pretty broad article, I know a million game characters that I wouldn't trust with kids, however the eight that you've chosen seem to be top of the list.
  • Cwf2008 - April 17, 2010 3:35 a.m.

    What do you have against Diglett? Diglett's freaken awesome!
  • Sabtos - April 17, 2010 3:19 a.m.

    Aaaaactually . . . Kratos is pretty damn protective. I'd say you wouldn't want to be the person fucking with kids that've been entrusted unto Kratos.
  • JimSterling - April 17, 2010 2:58 a.m.

    This guy blows.
  • Amnesiac - April 17, 2010 1:19 a.m.

    HOLY SHIT JIM STERLING. GR + King of Internet Trolls = Match made in Heaven.
  • masterj2k11 - April 16, 2010 11:41 p.m.

    All I can think of while reading this is glados. Just manipulating my little sister into doing crazy things. I mean that little girl would do anything for cake, and that's just up glados' ally.
  • NotBraze - April 16, 2010 11:38 p.m.

    I just about died reading your bits on Tingle and WaLuigi, brilliant article, the Diglett bit was great too.
  • PopPopInTheAttic - April 16, 2010 11:29 p.m.

    Glad to have you onboard, Sterling!
  • skyguy343 - April 16, 2010 10:49 p.m.

    Jim Sterling just makes awesomes everywhere.
  • RebornKusabi - April 16, 2010 10:45 p.m.

    Holy ****! Jim Sterling?! That's seriously awesome! I haven't even read the article, just saw the name... thought "wait WHAT" and read the comments to see if my brain wasn't ****ing up lol
  • Cyberninja - April 16, 2010 10:43 p.m.

    i would let diglett watch my nepfews any day if a burgler came in it would use a rock slide to crush them

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