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8 characters you would never trust with your kids

Games make great babysitters, but the characters within would be best kept at least 200 yards away

Words: on April 16, 2010
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58 comments

  • Usgo - April 17, 2010 4:36 p.m.

    surpised he didnt give his own article a 4. oh well i'll do it for you. 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Gameguy94 - April 17, 2010 3:56 p.m.

    I can't imagine the consequences of letting Kratos near children. I mean what if some threw him in an elementary school? Just think of the carnage he would unleash on those lil' bastards!

  • Link555 - April 17, 2010 3:37 p.m.

    I wouldnt trust tingle near adults never mind kids, and what kind of a week was the nintendo designers having anyway when they created him

  • Pull_My_Finger18 - April 17, 2010 1:36 p.m.

    Every1 is getting hyped up over Jim Sterling...Who is Jim Sterling? lol is a quality read tho made me laugh

  • philipshaw - April 17, 2010 9:07 a.m.

    Kratos would get the kids to bed early by shouting at them

  • ThatOneself - April 17, 2010 7:15 a.m.

    Sterling doing freelance on radar?!

  • TheHalfanese - April 17, 2010 7:10 a.m.

    The opening paragraph and the Diglet bit were amazing. I was kind of expecting Voldo from Soul Calibur to be on here, though... the idea of him around children scares the sh!t out of me.

  • allen23q - April 17, 2010 6:54 a.m.

    my lil bro on my pic is not scared of any of them

  • allen23q - April 17, 2010 6:53 a.m.

    How is Kratos scary

  • WrathLord03 - April 17, 2010 4:34 a.m.

    Pretty broad article, I know a million game characters that I wouldn't trust with kids, however the eight that you've chosen seem to be top of the list.

  • Cwf2008 - April 17, 2010 3:35 a.m.

    What do you have against Diglett? Diglett's freaken awesome!

  • Sabtos - April 17, 2010 3:19 a.m.

    Aaaaactually . . . Kratos is pretty damn protective. I'd say you wouldn't want to be the person fucking with kids that've been entrusted unto Kratos.

  • JimSterling - April 17, 2010 2:58 a.m.

    This guy blows.

  • Amnesiac - April 17, 2010 1:19 a.m.

    HOLY SHIT JIM STERLING. GR + King of Internet Trolls = Match made in Heaven.

  • masterj2k11 - April 16, 2010 11:41 p.m.

    All I can think of while reading this is glados. Just manipulating my little sister into doing crazy things. I mean that little girl would do anything for cake, and that's just up glados' ally.

  • NotBraze - April 16, 2010 11:38 p.m.

    I just about died reading your bits on Tingle and WaLuigi, brilliant article, the Diglett bit was great too.

  • PopPopInTheAttic - April 16, 2010 11:29 p.m.

    Glad to have you onboard, Sterling!

  • skyguy343 - April 16, 2010 10:49 p.m.

    Jim Sterling just makes awesomes everywhere.

  • RebornKusabi - April 16, 2010 10:45 p.m.

    Holy ****! Jim Sterling?! That's seriously awesome! I haven't even read the article, just saw the name... thought "wait WHAT" and read the comments to see if my brain wasn't ****ing up lol

  • Cyberninja - April 16, 2010 10:43 p.m.

    i would let diglett watch my nepfews any day if a burgler came in it would use a rock slide to crush them

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