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It's official: we can now pay pretty girls to play games with us. As appealing as hitting Halo 3 on Legendary with a buxom blonde sounds, we'd rather spend our cash elsewhere. Like say, hiring Joe Pesci to take part in the most murderously competitive game of Mario Kart ever. Think that sounds awesome? Wait to you see the other famous folk we'd gladly pay to get our game on with.
Joe Pesci and Mario Kart
Why we'd pay to play: It would be the most heated (and most likely shooty) multiplayer game ever. And let's face it, Mario Kart needs this sort of edge back.
Winona Ryder and any kind of Steal... eh, we mean Capture the Flag mode
Why we'd pay to play: She's great at nicking stuff. 'Nuff said.
Uwe Boll and Wii Boxing
Why we'd pay to play: We could totally accidentally punch him in his stupid shit directing face as much as we wanted.
Al Pacino and Forza 3
Why we'd pay to play: "Because she's got a great AXLE!" Our stupid Heat jokes aside, anything Al was involved with would automatically become 219% more intense.
Megan Fox and anything
Why we'd pay to play: <dribble>...
Mar 23, 2010
